Hey! Second Naruto fic- whoop, whoop! Collab with Arashi Kanashimi (^.^). Yay! I'll update Roadtrips Sucks when I don't have so much/many projects, this was just written at school, then typed very quickly at home. Hope you enjoy! At least you'll get a taste of what South Africa's like! And my description might be a teensy bit off, since I haven't been to Kirstenbosch for a long time. And in this version, Sasori is still alive and kicking.
No one's POV
The night was as silent as it could be, all life was asleep, aside from the nocturnals there was no other sign of lif-
CRASH!
"MOTHERFUCKING MONEYWHORE! GET THE HELL OFF ME!"
Scratch that, everything was awake now.
"SHHHH! TOBI SEES SOMETHING!"
"Tobi, that's a tree un. AND YOU'RE SITTING ON ME, YEAH!"
"SORRY SENPAI!"
"Tobi, he's right there, no need to shout," a calm, stoic voice murmured.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, WOODY!"
"Hidan, do you like being able to walk?" a pause.
"Maybe," scuttling could be heard.
"The hell was that?"
"Aaaaaah chooo!" a burst of flames appeared, causing the mass of bodies to scramble away from them.
"Great, now Ita-chan's got a cold," a voice huffed.
"What did you call me?" a nasally voice snarled.
"The fool said nothing, now let's get a move on. We have to find Sir Leader," one of the figures stood up, and walked out of the trees.
The crescent moon was bright that night, illuminating a figure that had stitches at every joint, green eyes with red pupils and irises, tanned skin, with a mask covering the top half of his face as well as a separate piece of cloth for the top of his head along with a black cloak with red clouds on it, socks and sandals.
"Kakuzu, watcha see old man?"
"It seems we have landed in a meadow of some sort," the figure-now identified as Kakuzu replied.
"A LAKE!" another figure, wearing an identical cloak and an orange mask with one eyehole, made a dash for the water body, only to be stopped by a very angry blonde.
"Do you want them to find us, yeah?" he snarled at the man.
"Tobi's sorry Sempai. Owww! That hurt!" Tobi whined after being hit over the head.
"Shhhh!" shark-resembling man walked into the clearing next.
He was sporting huge bandaged sword, strapped to his back, sock and sandals along with the fact that he had three gills under each eye and blue skin. He was also wearing a black cloak with red clouds on it. He held a frown at the two, then glanced down at the singed earth.
"Itachi, you burned the lawn," the man tutted.
"Sorry Kisame, but this cold came out of nowhere," a man with red eyes and long, black hair stood next to him.
A blur of white, black and red zoomed out of the cover of the trees and zig-zagged towards the lake, a stream of obscenities following it. The screams ended, however, when it fell straight into the water. Chuckling could be heard as a red-headed boy looking the age of sixteen appeared at the bank.
"That'll teach you, Hidan," he smirked as said person resurfaced, spouting out water like a fountain.
"Shut it Woody!" the boy glared at him.
"It's Sasori baka!"
Tobi turned to Kisame, a question mark appearing above his head.
"How do you know it's a lawn?"
"You see, there're huts down there," he pointed to a row of huts at the bottom of the hill.
"Oh! Sempai! Let's go see the huts!" Tobi proceeded to drag a murderous blonde down the hill at an alarming pace, only to end up tripping and rolling the rest of the way down.
"Tobi you baka! We need Dei in one peace!" Kisame called out with a laugh at the tangle of limbs at the bottom.
Deidara growled as Tobi tried to untangle himself, but only managed to end up in random positions. Kakuzu rolled his eyes and separated the two, watching with amusement as Tobi was mercilessly bombed into the ground. Sasori shook his head and continued into one of the huts, only to jump back as something lunged at him, causing Hidan to snigger.
"Woody afraid of a fucking ferret?" he taunted.
"Dipshit, that's not a ferret," came a cold reply.
They all froze as they heard the well known "aaaaahhhh" and scattered before another column of flame streaked towards the huts after the "choo!" They all stared as the rest of the huts started to catch, and followed the already moving blonde in the opposite direction.
"I'm not gonna get blamed for that un!" he hopped op into the trees before speeding off with the rest of them on his tail in single-file.
They ran for another 2 minutes before they ran out of trees, Dei screeched to a stop, holding out his arms to prevent the others from jumping out of their cover. The others came to a stand still as they spotted strange red and blue lights going off into the distance. Beams of light searched the area, showing them that there were a huge flight of steps up onto the next hill.
They all observed this with mild interest when Tobi, lagging behind, crashed into Kisame at full force, causing a domino effect as each member fell out of their hiding spot one after the other. The tangle of bodies let out a groan as lights were directed their way.
"Tobi-you FUCKING IDIOT!" Hidan fumed as figures started surrounding them.
"Now we actually have to fight! And I just got this cloak fixed!"
"Halt!" a clicking sound was heard.
"Tobi sorry!" he rushed to their aid and started untangling them.
Just as he got Kakuzu out of the mess, a Venus flytrap emerged from the ground. The figure stood up, revealing two yellow eyes and half of his body white, the other black. He was wearing the exact same cloak as the other 8.
"Wat op aarde is dat!?"(what on earth is that?!) a person screamed.
That resulted in half of the squad firing at the plant, and the other half running away.
"Nice timing Zetsu!" Kisame remarked sarcastically.
'What on earth are, you guys even doing?" Zetsu raised an eyebrow before sinking back into the ground, effectively avoiding the bullets.
Kakuzu quickly dispatched the entire police force and strode towards the stairs, quickly followed by the rest and started his ascent. The others quickly caught up to him, not wanting to have to search for the elder member. Tobi bounded past Kakuzu and onto the cobbled square where shops bordered the left side, a botanical garden on the right. Zetsu rose up in front of some lavender.
"I think I like it here," he sniffed the plant.
So what you think? Kanashimi will do the next chapter, and then we'll alternate. Shall work on RTS and other stories, just wanted to get this down.
Me: Soooo?
Itachi: I hate you, you gave me a cold. *goes to emo-corner*
Me: Stop moaning man!
Tobi: Tobi like it.
Sasori: Of course you do.
Me: Who cares? He'll always be a good-annoying-but good boy!
Deidara: Review please!
Pein: Where am I?
Me: Coming, chill dude! I have non patience for your god-complex tonight!
Pein: Hmmf! *crosses arms and sulks in emo-corner with Itachi*