Watashitachi wa sugoi da yo. aitsutachi wa bakana.... nihongo wa wakanai.... gozaru yo... kore wa hounto ni nihongo. aitsutachi no nihongo wa warui da yo. sugokunai... hora!

Sonkun wa tsuyoi da. nomiya ni nemasu. Gohanchan wa heyanonaka ni benkyoushimashita. ChiChi baka to bejiitasama ga onsen ni iru. Gohanchan wa nani wo shiruno? Gotenchan wa? Doko ni iruno?! ... shinaika. ee...shinai...

Owari...

So, now, if you did not understand that, then you have no right to even THINK about putting Japanese in your already horrible horible stories. Even if you did, do not act upon those disgusting thoughts. The problem is you people think you know what you're talking about, and you DON'T... its VERY painful on the eyes to see a random Japanese word just lying about in an already crappy story, as there are so many on this kiddie website nowadays. Most of the time the words are SO out of context that people who actually KNOW Japanese don't know what the hell you're talking about... and then there are the people who don't know Japanese who are still lost as they don't speak it. Problem here? People don't know what the hell you're talking about. So we wrote this just to show you what Japanese is really supposed to look like, with particles and correct word order and all. If you still haven't gotten it through your thick skulls that you're stupid and don't know anything, then there's no hope but to wait until you see your mistakes and go "oh my god, what the hell was I thinking" and then, that's when our job will have been fulfilled. Until next time...

Owari, da yo!