Hello all! Another story! I'm such an evil person, starting so many of them! But hey….just read this! Love it! Review about how much you love it! Much obliged

Disclaimer: Every night I cry myself to sleep thinking about how Disney owns POTC and I don't

Sooo…. I present to you….The Adventurous Adventure of Annie Grey

Chapter One: Meet Annie Grey

Annie Grey was a goodie two shoes. Always had been, and until May 13, 2013, she always thought she would be. She was always on time. She always did what was expected of her. And she never broke rules, which consequently lead to her tendency to never get into trouble.

Ever.

So if Annie was such a good person, why was this happening to her? Why was there a pirate on her couch? Why was there a hole in her brand new apartment's roof? And why oh why was he so familiar?

Honestly, she hadn't even seen his face yet and he looked familiar to her. This particularly struck her as bizarre considering she didn't know anyone who would look remotely like the man currently passed out face down on her couch.

She kept respectable company of people like her who didn't get into trouble often if at all, and who wouldn't drag her down if they did. So that brought to mind the one person she knew who wasn't like that. The only person she stayed friends with even though she in and of herself was the definition of the word 'trouble'.

Her cousin, Amberly Grey. Amberly liked parties. She loved to get outrageously drunk. She didn't care much at all about the law. And she definitely would be friend's with people who dressed like pirates and crashed through people's ceilings. At least, she seemed the most likely of her friends to be friends with someone like this.

Yes, Annie decided, Amberly would know him. Amberly would get him out. Amberly in some way or another had allowed for this to happen. It was all Amberly's fault. So it was on that note that Amberly Grey received a call at one thirty am on a Tuesday night (or Wednesday morning) from a very angry Annie.

Of course, dear reader, Amberly was not, in fact the cause of this. She was not even remotely related to what happened. And the fact of the matter was it was late. Annie was tired. She didn't think that she deserved what happened to her. And she certainly didn't think at all that maybe it was an accident.

Accidents didn't happen to Annie Grey. They just didn't. So even though it wasn't her accident, or anyone else's in this dimensions for that matter, it honestly seemed more probable to Annie that it was Amberly's fault.

"Amberly," and angry Annie moaned into the phone. "Who the hell is in my apartment at one thirty in the morning? Why is there a whole in my ceiling? WHAT did you DO?!"

The passed out man stirred, unnoticed by the raging women ten feet away, screaming into the phone.

"What the hell are you going on about, Annie? I didn't do anything! I haven't even been out to a club or party since Saturday!" a tired, newly annoyed woman answered back.

The man rolled over, groaning.

"Well, think! Who do you know that dresses up like a pirate? And knows where I live? Because I certainly don't know anyone like that!" Annie cried.

The man sat up, raising an eyebrow at the screaming woman not even ten feet away from him.

"Well, Frank dressed as a pirate for Halloween…but not regularly! And he doesn't even know you exist! Why do just assume this is my fault?! It's probably just some crazy drunk who wandered in or something! Did you lock your door?" Amberly replied, trying to reason with her nearly hysterical cousin.

The man got up lazily and staggered one step towards Annie, who had her back turned to him.

"Well why is there a hole in my freaking ceiling then? What, did the neighbors just decided they wanted to get to know better or something?!" Annie shrieked at Amberly sarcastically.

The man stared, bugged eyed at his surroundings, and at the woman who, to his eyes, was having an argument with a piece of…of… well, he really didn't know what it was. But he was beginning to get the notion that the woman was in fact insane.

"Why don't you just ask him then, hm?" Amberly said, annoyed partly at the fact that her cousin was screaming at her and partly because it was one thirty in the morning and she had to wake up at seven.

The man walked up to Annie, standing only about a foot away from her back.

"I can't!" an exasperated Annie moaned, turning around. "The man's passed out- AHHHHH!" Annie threw the phone at the sight of the man, who was supposed to be on the couch unconscious. Who was supposed to just be a friend of Amberly's who got turned around. Who was supposed to not even be in her apartment.

The man grinned at her, a crocked smile with a few golden teeth. "'Ello, luv. The name's Captain Jack Sparrow."

SOOOOOOO Here! I know. Short. REALLY short. But do not fear, lovelies! There will be more! Lots more! Soon! So if you read this…..and review….I will continue. If not…..well, I'm not so sure whether this is a good plot idea/story line, so I may NOT continue if that's the case. Either way, I wish to know So get your dose of R&R people!

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