Red and Blues of the Old Republic

(AN: This takes place after Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, chapter 19, but this is AU, where Church is not mind-wiped via the EMP and said electromagnetic pulse sent them to a ship in another time and space...)

Grif did not like this.

Sarge had a M90A pointed at his head. The Red armored captain of their team had his finger on the trigger.

"Grif, you give me three reasons not to kill you."

"Blowing up the ship was not my idea."

Sarge loaded a shell into the shotgun.

"You won't kill me because deep down you really don't want to."

Sarge racked the pump.

"Because those guys behind you want to kill us."

Sarge turned to see a bunch of guys in silver armor pointing guns at them.

"You've lucked out, Grif, because these guys are gonna kill you before I will."

The guys in silver fired, and the Reds did what they always did when facing an enemy with superior numbers.

They ran while cursing and shooting back at the enemy.

"They sure as hell aren't blues!"

"Screw that! Just shoot them!"

"First great idea you've had all day, Grif!"

Sarge wasn't killing too many of them.

"What the hell?"

"Your shotgun's not really good at more then 5 meters, Sarge! Use another gun!"

Sarge switched to his MA5C assault rifle.

The BR55SRs used by Grif and Simmons killed a few of the damn silvers, but Grif noticed something.

His Battle Rifle wasn't getting any lighter.

"Hey, Simmons, check your ammo counter!"

Simmons, after chucking a plasma grenade at the attackers, did just that.

"WHOA! It's infinite!"

"For the Reds, dirtbags!"

Sarge chucked grenade after grenade at them, not noticing he wasn't running out.

Grif pulled out one of his M6D Magnums and pulled up the scope.

The God-pistol killed a few of the silver armored freaks, who acted kind of like those freaky-ass Reds and Blues from a while back.

"Kill them! Kill them! Kill me! Wait, no!"

Sarge's 7.62mm weapon killed the unlucky man, and the rest ran off.

Grif, Sarge, Donut and Simmons looked at one another.

"I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is. And what in the Sam Hell is with our guns?"

"Infinite ammo and grenades. And we've got more then one."

Grif pulled out two M7S CSMGs and a M41 rocket launcher.

Sarge had an AIE-486H Heavy Machine gun and a Galilean Nonlinear Rifle. (Otherwise known as a Spartan Laser)

Simmons got a SRS 99D with Oracle-X scope and a Covenant Carbine.

Donut, well, he got protective stuff: bubble shields, deployable cover, TR/9 AP mines and Forerunner Autocannons.

"Well, to quote my teacher, Avery Junior Johnson, we've become God's own anti-son of a bitch machine!"

"Karma, Sarge. This is probably happening to the blues, too."

"Damn it!" (AN: Yes, I copied this from my first RvB/Star Wars crossover. Same plot, different place)

Somewhere else on the unknown ship...

Private Leonard Church was pissed.

First, he finds out that Sarge actually killed Tex, then that he was an AI, thanks to Freelancer Washington, and now he, Caboose, Tucker for some reason and Doc were on some ship called the Endar Spire, and most of them now had more guns.

Doc, on the other hand, had defensive crap that he couldn't get rid of.

And it was coming in handy.

The autoturrets were ripping the silver guys a new one.

Doc cried, but no one cared, his crap was actually saving their asses!

"Why the hell do we have infinite ammo?"

"Who cares, Tucker? We can finally kick ass."

The Blues couldn't argue with that, but more of those silver idiots kept attacking.

"We need to get the hell out of here!"

"Up or down?"

"Up!"

The rest of the autoturrets were destroyed as the blues climbed up the ladder to another level.

"My god, it's like that ship from Star Trek: First Contact!"

Church scoffed, but Caboose had a point.

It was a big, round ship or mobile battlestation.

"Shut up Caboose, we're getting out of here."

They got to a ladder leading 5 levels up.

"God fucking damn it. Come on. Hey, Doc, can you deploy any of those gravity lifts?"

Doc activated bubble shields, deployable covers, and a mine or two (all of which killed the enemies below them) until Doc was sent flying up the shaft.

Church sighed.

"Idiot."

Church jumped down and hit the mini-man cannon.

He landed on the ledge near the hatchway.

"Hey, moron."

Church peeled Doc away from the hatch and opened it.

He got out when the other Blues rammed into a wall.

Short, but this is a rewrite, after all.

I reused the original script to save time and frankly, the RvB crew would agree with me.

Now we're in KOTOR, or Knights of the Old Republic, instead of the Original Trilogy, because I want to literally drive Bastila up the wall. I think Carth would agree!

Next Time on Red and Blues of the Old Republic: "We need to get to the surface of Taris, now!" Church looked at the female solider. "No shit, lady!"

Yes, my Revan's a girl. Screw canon: I like the idea of a female badass; like Tex.

Ja Ne!