-Before-

"You're being let go."

"Wait- WHAT?!"

"This company can't afford to keep some employees so… you're fired."

-Now-

'Dammit! I get laid off at the beginning of the month! Now what am I going to do about my apartment! If only I had a roommate!' I stepped into a random bar and went up to the counter.

"What do ya want?" The bartender asked.

"Anything that will get me super drunk!" I said.

"Coming up with some vodka," he handed me the drink. I sat down on a stool and turned to see what was happening around me. There was a blonde who was TRYING to dry hump a redhead, but a Spaniard was stopping him. Next to the Spaniard was an auburn-haired Italian, red in the face, who was cursing at anybody and everybody who breathed. And next to me was a smirking Albino.

I took a huge swig of vodka, but started choking. The Albino rubbed my back to help me stop. As my lungs burned, I drank again and tears came down my face. "Are you trying to look like a big drinker or something? Because it's not working~ Do something like this~" The Albino took a HUGE gulp of his beer. I gaped at him as he looked totally relaxed. "What?" He asked.

I was totally drunk now, "I've never net an albino before~!" I chimed and hugged him. A little inappropriately too, my boobs went into his face. We stayed like that for what felt like forever, and then he quickly pulled me off of him. His face was extremely red, his nose bleeding.

"So you're totally drunk now? Alright, my name is Gilbert Beilschmidt, the awesome Prussia, at your service~" He made a small bow.

"I'm Suzie Parker~ I got fired from my job today and I can't pay for my apartment now~"

"Fuck… that's some big problems you've got there, I just came here to grab a pint," He took another swig. He checked behind him at the Blonde and Spaniard. "Those are my best friends, Francis and Toni, there pretty awesome. Not as awesome as me of course~ Kesesesese~"

I was super drunk now; I got up from my chair, ran to the Italian, and gave him a big kiss on the cheek. He was stunned for a second, then his face got really red, looked like he didn't get kissed by girls often.

I raced back over to Gilbert and sat down, "Yay~ I did something totally humiliating~"

"You did, but I don't think you'll regret this~ Kesesesese~" He gave me a big kiss on the lips. "I have a big house in Germany that's just begging for company… want to stay there~?"

I nodded and my grin got even wider. But then I got super sleepy, my eyes dropped and my head flopped onto the counter, "I'm… so sleepy…"

"See you in the morning Suzie~" he said before I fell asleep. Gilbert picked me up princess style and looked down at my face. "What am I going to tell West…"