Me: Mou! I wanted to publish this with the update of "I love you-desu!" and "Special anniversaries and unique birthdays" on the same day! It didn't work though…T.T

Kasshi: No one expected anything…you are usually super unproductive.

Me: Okay…What did Kashino tell you?

Kasshi *shrugs* Apparently I would meet a insane author called Hoshimi.

Me *growls*: Will kill Kashino later…! Anyway, this fanfic is about Chocolat and Kasshi! It's a sickfic requested by KawaiiAnimeGirls, and I hope you guys enjoy the story! I don't own Yumeiro Patissiere!

"The sweets kingdom is amazing, as usual…" Vanilla let out a dreamy sigh as she stared out of the toy train. "I wish we could go with our partners, Ichigo, Kashino, Andou, Hanabusa's company…though…"

"Jeez." Chocolat shook her head, slapping her hand on her forehead. "Humans aren't allowed, remember?"

"I KNOW! I WAS JUST SAYING!"

"That didn't mean you had permission to blow my ears off! Stop screaming – ARGHHHHHH!"

"Ano…can we stop fighting-desu?" Caramel pleaded, her wide caramel-colored eyes begging, "This is a happy day – "

"Seriously? You call this…a happy day." Café gestured to the two sweets spirits, Vanilla and Chocolat, who were currently engaging in an interesting… let's-see-who-will-die-faster-strangling fight.

"This is happy day-desu! We're going to taste out many different sweets-desu!"

Unfortunately, it wasn't a very happy day for Chocolat and Vanilla, because right after Caramel stated this, Chocolat fell off the train, her hands grasping onto the first spirit who was nearest – Vanilla – and both sweets spirits fell off the toy train with so much force they couldn't even straighten their wings and fly.

~X~

"You're drenched in chocolate," Café observed the two sweets spirits in front of him.

Actually, they looked more like chocolate statues. Chocolat was drenched in dark chocolate, and you could see her piercing, glaring eyes that scanned the rest of the spirits, lingering on Caramel for the longest. The innocent light orange-haired spirit backed away, shuddering and screaming. Vanilla was soaked in white chocolate, a pleasant, fake, sarcastic smile on her face as she tried to kill Chocolat with a glare.

"You guys are drenched…"

"Well, you'd be drenched if you fell down a chocolate waterfall." Vanilla remarked, coldly. She sent an icy glare at him, to which he shuddered.

"I'll take Vanilla to my house to clean up-desu!" Caramel patted Vanilla's head, trying to act as a big sister. Her eyes widening, she squealed in fright, "Oh no-desu! My clean hand is now full of white chocolate-desu!"

"Stop looking down on people who are drenched in chocolate…" Vanilla sighed tiredly, trying to clean the chocolate off her dress, resulting in a big mess. Sighing again, the two sweets spirits left.

"Now, what am I going to do with you?" Café felt a great idea suddenly dawning on him as he stared at Chocolat, "Oh…I know."

~X~

"WHAT IS…WRONG WITH YOU?" Chocolat gritted her teeth. "How will…"

She gestured to herself, "Pouring seven and a half liters of cold water on me, clean me properly? You're horrible at nursing people, Café!"

"Oh, well…I'm sorry!" Café suddenly smirked, pulling his spoon out from nowhere. After saying something very quickly into his spoon, he sneered at Chocolat, still teasing her, "I'm dropping you off at Kasshi's. He's gonna nurse you."

"You didn't." Chocolat widened her eyes, turning bright red.

"But I did." Café smirked sadistically.

"Feel free to pour another ten liters of cold water on me now."

~X~

"Hey, clumsy, bitter chocolate." Kasshi opened the door to his house and waved at the two sweets spirits in front of him. "Café, I'll take care of her for…five hours, right?"

"Yeah."

"WHAT? NO!" Chocolat blushed, "I-I'm just coming here to dry off…"

"You so owe me something, Cafe…" Kasshi retorted, "This sweets spirit is about as easy to tame as a…lion in a coma."

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"Well, enjoy your stay here at Kasshi's house." Café smirked and turned around, his eyebrows furrowing. "Now…where was that coffee bean shop again?"

"I will push you down a chocolate waterfall when we go back to Saint Marie Academy!" Chocolat promised, trying to stop her face from burning.

"Ugh," Kasshi rolled his eyes, "Just come in."

~X~

"Did you switch the air conditioner on?" Chocolat shivered. While she had took a warm shower and dried herself, Kasshi had cleaned her clothes. Her usual red apron was more rumpled than usual, Kasshi was horrible at ironing. Nevertheless, Chocolat was grateful.

"Uh. Let's look at the facts…it's under twenty degrees now…do you think I would?" Kasshi asked, bluntly. He raised his eyebrows at Chocolat and broke into a smile, "Oh, are you really that weak? Sick? Already?"

"No!" Chocolat denied it.

"Well, whatever." Kasshi shrugged it off, "I'll go get something to eat for you."

Chocolat nodded in agreement. She scanned the living room, it as actually surprisingly neat. For Kasshi, anyway. Everything was organized in the right place. There were a box of tissues on the table, which Chocolat grabbed. She snatched some tissues out of it and blew her nose. Hearing Kasshi's footsteps and unwilling to admit she was sick, she spotted an empty shoebox under the sofa and quickly shoved the tissues in, kicking the shoebox back under the sofa.

"Here you go," Kasshi handed Chocolat a plate of butter cookies, "Made them yesterday…I hope you like it."

Chocolat rolled her eyes; "This is going to taste horrible."

She put a cookie into her mouth and widened her eyes; it actually tasted good! The texture of the cookie was perfect and crunchy. There were no flaws or imperfections in the simple cookie, the exact amount of ingredients had been added. It was too perfect to critic on… "I guess it's not that bad."

"Come on, just say it's good."

Chocolat's face turned fuchsia as she mumbled unclearly, "It's horrible."

~X~

Chocolat muffled her sneeze behind a cushion, hoping Kasshi didn't hear it. She was shivering cold and yet her body was burning. She left to the toilet.

There was a hairdryer in the toilet. Chocolat's eyes darted left and right, Kasshi was in the kitchen preparing a surprise for her. Apparently it was a treat…Chocolat turned red at the thought. She switched on the hair dryer, blowing herself warm. Although her body was already burning hot and her dress was already very sweaty, Chocolat was still very cold.

"CHOCOLAT! WHERE DID YOU GO?"

"I'm in the toilet!" Chocolat switched off the hair dryer, hoping Kasshi didn't notice the tangle of wires around the hair dryer.

"The surprise treat is ready! Come out!"

Reluctantly, Chocolat stepped out of the bathroom. She was definitely not looking forward to praising Kasshi for his good work.

~X~

"SURPRISE!" Kasshi uncovered the cake. Chocolat's jaw dropped open as Kasshi smirked. She read the marzipan letters: "I know you're sick, weakling!" and turned bright red before glaring at Kasshi.

"How, how did…you know? I'M NOT A WEAKLING, by the way!" Chocolat exclaimed, turning redder by the second.

"Come on," Kasshi smiled smugly, "Don't you think I installed a camera in my house to track if you ruined anything? Stuffing tissues in the shoe box…blow drying yourself with a hair dryer…I knew that happened. All of that."

"You – you privacy intruder!"

"Don't you think it would have been clever if you covered the camera while you stuffed the tissues into the shoebox?" Kasshi asked, handing a slice of the cake to Chocolat.

Chocolat snatched the plate with the cake on it and glared at him, sniffing, "You're not funny."

Me: Done! Sorry it's not very funny or 'sick-fic'ish…

Kashino: You didn't say sorry for making it 1k yet.

Me: Sorry for making it 1k…

Kashino: You didn't say sorry for making such a bad ending.

Me: Sorry for making such a bad ending…

Kashino: You didn't say sorry for disappointing your readers.

Me *sobs*: Sorry for disappointing you with this one-shot…Please review!