Hey everyone! This is my first Lizzie McGuire fan fiction. Well...my first
fan fiction to be exact.
So please read and reply. I hope you like it. Its just for fun...I signed
up late at night and I dont really have anything good that I can write
right now so I'll just post this. I hope you all like it.
Its just a funny little thing for fun. Please dont take anything in
offense. Thanks in advance for any replies!
~Beautiful Dreamer
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Title: Why did the chicken cross the road: Lizzie style
Rating: PG (for one or two naughty words and weird twisted humour)
Category: Humour
Disclaimer: I dont own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters.
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~*???Why did the chicken cross the road????*~
Kate: "Chicken? Who cares about a chicken. Lets talk about me."
Claire: "That chicken will never be as popular as me. Its not as pretty and I SO have nicer breasts."
Ethan: "Chicken...whats a chicken? I want a chicken. Here chickey chickey chickey. *follows it across the road...* OWWW! *gets hit by a car*
Lanny: "..."
Matt: "A chicken hmm? *rubs hands together while grinning* I have an idea for my next prank on Lizzie."
Tudgeman: "Well you see, the speed velocity of the cars clearly has no impact on the chicken as they would have to be going around 50 or 60 mph. Depending on the distance from one sidewalk to the other the chicken could make it to the other side in around 2 minutes depending on the size. I am only assuming that the chicken is the normal size of--"
Sam McGuire: "A chicken...well that would make a nice dinner tonight."
Veruca: "A chicken's ass is prettier then Kate and Claire."
Jo McGuire: "Dont go chasing chickens...you could get hurt."
Parker McKenzie: *gives weird look* "A chicken?!?! Who cares."
Miranda: "Hmmm....maybe the chicken is going to find ETHAN CRAFT! OOH OOH I WANNA COME ALONG CHICKEN!"
Lizzie: "A chicken...hey he's pretty cute. Maybe Ethan isn't the one for me after all. I LIKE THE CHICKEN. HERE CHICKEN! COME ON CHICKEN! CHICKEN I LOVE YOU!"
Gordo: *sees lizzie chasing after the chicken* "Its always the same thing. Lizzie chases after the best looking guy that comes along. While some people *cough* like me. *cough* really like her. I mean, what does that chicken have that I dont? Nice breasts? Nice legs? What?!"
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I hope you all liked it and didnt take any offense to it. I'll be lucky if I get 3 replies. But I hope you do reply because it would really make my day. Anyways thank you all! Keep smiling! ~Beautiful Dreamer
~Beautiful Dreamer
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Title: Why did the chicken cross the road: Lizzie style
Rating: PG (for one or two naughty words and weird twisted humour)
Category: Humour
Disclaimer: I dont own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters.
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~*???Why did the chicken cross the road????*~
Kate: "Chicken? Who cares about a chicken. Lets talk about me."
Claire: "That chicken will never be as popular as me. Its not as pretty and I SO have nicer breasts."
Ethan: "Chicken...whats a chicken? I want a chicken. Here chickey chickey chickey. *follows it across the road...* OWWW! *gets hit by a car*
Lanny: "..."
Matt: "A chicken hmm? *rubs hands together while grinning* I have an idea for my next prank on Lizzie."
Tudgeman: "Well you see, the speed velocity of the cars clearly has no impact on the chicken as they would have to be going around 50 or 60 mph. Depending on the distance from one sidewalk to the other the chicken could make it to the other side in around 2 minutes depending on the size. I am only assuming that the chicken is the normal size of--"
Sam McGuire: "A chicken...well that would make a nice dinner tonight."
Veruca: "A chicken's ass is prettier then Kate and Claire."
Jo McGuire: "Dont go chasing chickens...you could get hurt."
Parker McKenzie: *gives weird look* "A chicken?!?! Who cares."
Miranda: "Hmmm....maybe the chicken is going to find ETHAN CRAFT! OOH OOH I WANNA COME ALONG CHICKEN!"
Lizzie: "A chicken...hey he's pretty cute. Maybe Ethan isn't the one for me after all. I LIKE THE CHICKEN. HERE CHICKEN! COME ON CHICKEN! CHICKEN I LOVE YOU!"
Gordo: *sees lizzie chasing after the chicken* "Its always the same thing. Lizzie chases after the best looking guy that comes along. While some people *cough* like me. *cough* really like her. I mean, what does that chicken have that I dont? Nice breasts? Nice legs? What?!"
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I hope you all liked it and didnt take any offense to it. I'll be lucky if I get 3 replies. But I hope you do reply because it would really make my day. Anyways thank you all! Keep smiling! ~Beautiful Dreamer