EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE
WOW: Bang. When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …
A Winchester's life is never dull.
Rated T for naughtiness. Outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.
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INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z
CAPTAIN'S LOG.
STARDATE TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.
Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.
Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, healthy earthling male.
Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.
Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …
Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.
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