The Weirdest Snow Day Ever

He could hear that annoying fog horn going off in the distance. Why couldn't SpongeBob just get a real alarm clock like everyone else? Just moments later he heard a mumbled yell coming from outside his rock. He rolled over and put his pillow over his head. This time he could hear someone banging on his rock and screaming his name. "Ugh what do they want?" Patrick said to himself. He slowly got up and put on his shorts then realized how cold it was. He peeked outside and saw the ground covered in snow. "Awesome!" He yelled, "I've got to go get SpongeBob." So he threw on his winter clothes and ran outside. When he knocked on SpongeBob's door no one answered. He looked around and saw him way off in the distance, slowly walking towards Sandy's house. "SpongeBob!" But he didn't hear him because of his ear muffs. The door at the tree dome opened and he saw Sandy talking to him. Patrick started to run as fast as he could (which wasn't very fast) down to them. When he was almost there he could see SpongeBob fall over and grab Sandy around the ankles, and he could hear him crying. "What did she do to him?" He had stopped running and was just watching them. After a couple seconds the door closed and he could see Sandy running towards the tree house, but SpongeBob just stood there watching her. What had happened? Patrick didn't know what to do so he just found a spot close to the tree dome but hidden enough that they couldn't see him. After what seemed like ten minutes he could hear a faint yelling coming from SpongeBob. The thick glass made it hard to hear what anyone was saying, but if they talked loud enough you could just understand them. He had said something along the lines of do you need help. He could hear Sandy replying no and then something else. He watched as she came out of the house and said something to SpongeBob. He looked sad and turned around as if to leave. Once again Sandy said something to him and he seemed to brighten up and threw on his karate gear. "Wow this is confusing." Whispered Patrick to himself. For the rest of the day he just sat there and watched SpongeBob and Sandy play around. It was starting to get weird though. Once Sandy had tripped and when SpongeBob went over to help her up she turned really red as if she was angry at him. But she didn't look angry, she looked shocked. Another time when they were baking cookies, SpongeBob bumped into her and she again turned really red and looked away. What was going on? Later on he had a BIG shock. They were sitting at the picnic table talking to each other. Sandy looked kind of ashamed of herself and he couldn't tell about SpongeBob because he was sitting, facing away from him. All the sudden SpongeBob yelled something just loud enough that even Patrick could hear. And it sounded a lot like Sandy I love you. Patrick gasped and fell over. He laid there for a moment thinking to himself before getting up and looking back at the dome. SpongeBob and Sandy were hugging and just starting to pull away when IT happened. SpongeBob wrapped his arms around Sandy's neck, pulled her close, and KISSED HER! HE KISSED HER!! This was enough to make Patrick almost scream. But he didn't because he couldn't. He was too shocked. After a minute or two they stopped and just stood there holding each other's hands and staring into each other's eyes. Patrick decided it was past time to go home and walked off thinking to himself, this has been the weirdest snow day ever.