Once Romano decided to headbutt Germany because he was Tyler's ex-husband. Germany denied everything about Tyler and said Kevin felt like killing Japan so he spun a pen and flung it at Japan. England cursed the pen and sent Italy running for Germany. Japan dodged the pen and threw China at Russia. Russia then glomped Austria because he wanted Russia's vodka. The pen stabbed China and South Korea immediately left. China pulled him out and died. South Korea returned and groped Russia's vodka because Austria had gotten drunk on it; Russia tried to take back the vodka, but South Korea groped Russia and became one with him. Italy went streaking foe Japan and tripped of Kumajirou and died. France began to molest Seychelles* and Canada**, but Japan rescued Seychelles, but Prussia was incompetent and ruined everything. Canada**, because he had the Kumajirou Maple, managed to pwn America somehow* while using Kevin's Rubik's cube (the pen was still stuck in China). Meanwhile, Japan ninja-ran to France, impaling him with his katana. Prussia ran off so as to find Canada** and kill France. Greece went to sleep surrounded by Mexican kitty cats, but Turkey walked on top of Japan* and killed the cats. Greece, enraged, beat up Turkey with Japan, and Naveen sang (read: screamed) 'A Thousand Miles'. Everyone was bombed by the Atomic Shoe Company, courtesy of Britannia Angel.
THE END.
*O.O
**…who?
A/N: ...yeah, I don't know, either. Well, the crackfics are back! The great thing about high school is that Orchestra is twice as long...which means that Quin, Dew, and I (see InsaneToTheFifth on deviantArt for more info) has twice as much time to write this. We actually managed to make a noncrossover one this time in honor of Hetalia Day (which was amazing yesterday; I won a copy of Season 1's DVD in a game show contest). So, basically, anybody who's not a country is a former classmate of mine, inserted for humor on behalf of the authors. (Germany, I apologize; Tyler was never your husband-he was just being delusional, as always.) I hope you enjoyed this bundle of craziness!