A/N: hello, this is my first fanfiction that I'm going to complete, sometimes is my story a little bit confusing, but I do my best. I love the pair ginxhiji, especially when I watched episode 166(I think every ginxhiji or hijixgin lover do), so that was my little intro. Enjoy my story!

WARNING:

this story contains boy x boy (ginxhiji), so if you don't like it don't read it.

SUMMARY:

When Gintoki finds out that hijkata is going to marry a girl from a rich family within three month, he couldn' stop with laughing, but is he doing that to hide his true feeling. And what does that girl really wants from Hijikata.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own gintama, everything belongs to hideaki sorachi.

HERE WE GO!

chapter 1 : When someone is throwing shit, you better dodge them!

Early in the morning

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"Hijikata-san? Seriously, when will you die? It's taking too long.": said Sougo with his sadistic face while pointing a bazooka towards hijikata's head.

"You even ask this question this early in the morning, I know you want me dead so you can take over my place as the vice-commander of the shinsengumi, but it ain't gonna happen." said hijikata while doing his paperwork.

Sougo said nothing, but he looked at hijikata with an evil grin, even hijikata noticed that.

"Well, today is not my lucky day, but Kondo-san needs to talk to you. It has to do something with a marriage": said Sougo while walking away with a happy but scary face.

Hijikata put down his paperwork and walked to the door. He thought a little bit while walking to Kondo's room "I think Kondo-san want to ask me to go to a marriage again instead of him, but why looked Sougo so happy, there must be something behind it": he thought with a frightened face.

When he arrived at Kondo's room he opened the door and went in. There was an unfamiliar man sitting next to Kondo and a girl behind him. " Who are these people and what are they doing here." Suddenly he realized that he saw that girl before. "Last time when I was going on patrol I saw her crying 'cause she stepped on dog poop. But why is she here."He thought.

Kondo looked at Hijikata with a happy face. "Tosshi! you're finally here, come sit down, we have some business to do."he said with a happy face we never saw before. Hijikata did what him was told and sat next to Kondo. "Kondo-san, what do these two people's want from us?"whispered Hijikata.

"Toshi, you know this girl right? She said you saved when she got attacked by three ugly mens who were throwing shit to her? And right now she is here to thank you. You are really lucky. She is a really important person and she has something to say to you." said Kondo while praising that girl.

"Huh?..."

"I saved her... ?"

"When three ugly people's where throwing shit to her?"

"WHAT KIND OF WEIRD STORY IS THAT! AND WHY ARE THEY THROWING SHIT"

At that moment when Kondo and the man next to him where not looking, the girl grabbed a pen and sign under her kimono away and wrote:

From now on you will listen to everything I have to say and you're not going to say something mean,you will simply accept everything or your beloved shinsengumi will die, okay darling 3

"Huh?"

"DARLING? WHO THE HELL IS YOUR DARLING? AND WHAT SHOULD I SIMPLY ACCEPT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING AND WHO IS THAT OLD GEEZER NEXT TO YOU AND WHY ARE YOU THREATENING ME? AAHHH! I'M GOING CRAZY! Where is Sougo, it is better if he is here whether I like it or not. SOUGO!

While Hijikata was fighting himself the old geezer stood up." Hello, Ms. Hijikata-kun. I'm the father of hana( the girl next to him) and I called you here because I want to ask you something": he said.

"So, this old geezer was her father and you were not the who called me,that was Kondo-san" You can ask me want you, should I play the role as a bodyguard or should I arrest someone?": he said.

The man's face became serieus. " No, it is not that. I want you to marry my daughter. You see, Hana directly fell in love with you when you saved her, so I want you to marry here": he said.

The man walked to Hijikata while he whispered in his ear. " And you already know what will happen with the shinsengumi if you decline"

"MA..."

M. ? I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER. AND I DIDN'T SAVE HER, I IGNORED HER. I want to kill them. kill kill!

SERIOUSLY, IT'S STILL MORNING!

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This was the first chapter, it was a little short I know. the girl hana doesn't exist in Gintama, because it should be a girl they doesn't know.

The next chapter is when Gintoki finds out that hijiktata is going to marry that girl and that he has to move to kyoko(city).

I hope you liked it and please review, bad or good I don't care, I want motivation.

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Sougo: What kind of motivation do you want , you already sucks to begin with.

hijikata: For the first time I agree with Sougo, you didn't let me eat mayonaisse.

me: who cares about that!

Shinpachi: Hijikata-san, okita-kun, why do you two even complain. I didn't even appear in this chapter.

kagura: shin-chan is right! you *****

gintoki: Yeah, you ******* sucks , you ********

me: Calm down, I will make a better chapter with all of you in it, okay.

TO BE CONTINUED...

PS: I have made many mistakes(grammatical). Sorry about that XD