erwin looked. he saw. his eyes reigsteered the image of levi
he walked over. he said, "levi"
levi said what
he said it kind of rudely so erwin put on a hurt face. "levi that hurt my feelings"
levi squinted "ok how about thi s. what is it my sweet cupcake"
erwin laughed really loudly at that and it woke up people on the other dsid e of the whole fucking world
erwin said... "hi"
levi stare d at erwin for 60 seconds and then stepped on his shoe "your e fuckiNG stupid"
erwin siad yeah...im stupid 3
levi was like wtf why arent you saying ow
erwin waggled his giant fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows at levi. this scared levi because levi is afraid of bugs . sometimes erwins caterpillar eyebrows made him nervous
"please do not waggle your caterpillar eyebrows at me, while they are extremely attractive most of the time, they scare the shit out of me when u move them. i might actually shit my pants right this very second"
erwin said ok and stopped waggling his eyebrows
"by the way i was not saying ow when u stepped on me bc thats hot. step on me more"
levi stared at erwin for a while and turned to the people he was talking to "i need to have a sex break hang on"
erwin and levi fricked in the supply closet even though they couldve just gone to one of their bedrooms