Where the Heart Is
By: AmayaSaria
AN: Nobody wants me to do any more stories, but I can't help it! This is a parody from the movie 'Where the Heart Is'. Its really good so R/R!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or the movie 'Where the Heart Is'.
A pregnant Kagome and Koga packed up and started driving on the road to a hotel that they could afford. They were very poor and driving a very beat up car. Right beneath Kagome's feet, there was a big hole. While driving Koga asked,
"Kagome where the heck are your sandals?"
"I'm sorry Koga. My feet are getting swollen and I took the sandals off." Kagome said.
"Stupid woman...." He said. Then he turned on the radio and listen to some music. After a long period of silence Kagome said,
"Oh my gosh! I can feel the baby's heart beat! Would you like to feel it Koga?" Kagome asked.
"No." He said. But Kagome took his hand and put it where the heart was beating.
"Do you feel that? That's the beat of the heart." Kagome said.
"I don't feel nothin'." Koga said.
"Koga?"
"What now?" He asked.
"I need to go to the bathroom and buy myself some new shoes. Can we stop off at that Wal-Mart (AN: Don't own that either) right there?" Kagome asked.
"Fine..." So Koga pulled over and let Kagome out.
"Can I borrow ten bucks?" She asked.
"Fine!" So he shoved the money at her, obviously irritated.
"Thanks. Wait right here, I'll be right back." She said. Then she walked off into the Wal-Mart.
~Inside the Wal-Mart~
Kagome flushed the toilet. She washed her hands and went to buy herself some new sandals. She picked out a big pair of sandals with flowers on them. Then she went up to the cash register and paid.
"Here you go Ma'am. Your change is $5.55." The lady said.
"Keep a dollar and twenty cents." Kagome said. Kagome never liked the number five. Every time there was something with a five in it, something bad happened. On her fifth birthday, her father died. On May 5, at 5:00, her mother left her when she was only fifteen years old. (AN: Kagome is around 20 years old now) When Kagome went out to the parking lot, it was empty. Her boyfriend deserted her. Well, her ex-boyfriend now. What could she do now? So she went out there and sat on the bench. She sat there for a long time, until some old lady came up to her.
"Natalie? Is that you?" The lady asked.
"No my name is---" Kagome started, but was cut short.
"Now what have you gotten yourself into Natalie? You're pregnant! Last time I saw you, you were a little kid! Well let me give you a small gift." The lady said. So she went to her truck and got a little tree.
"There you go now. I hope to see you more often, Natalie." The lady said and then drove off. Kagome just sat there unsure of what to do. No food, no family no nothing. Who could help her now?
AN: Do you like it, do you hate it? Well R/R you thoughts! Ja Ne!
By: AmayaSaria
AN: Nobody wants me to do any more stories, but I can't help it! This is a parody from the movie 'Where the Heart Is'. Its really good so R/R!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or the movie 'Where the Heart Is'.
A pregnant Kagome and Koga packed up and started driving on the road to a hotel that they could afford. They were very poor and driving a very beat up car. Right beneath Kagome's feet, there was a big hole. While driving Koga asked,
"Kagome where the heck are your sandals?"
"I'm sorry Koga. My feet are getting swollen and I took the sandals off." Kagome said.
"Stupid woman...." He said. Then he turned on the radio and listen to some music. After a long period of silence Kagome said,
"Oh my gosh! I can feel the baby's heart beat! Would you like to feel it Koga?" Kagome asked.
"No." He said. But Kagome took his hand and put it where the heart was beating.
"Do you feel that? That's the beat of the heart." Kagome said.
"I don't feel nothin'." Koga said.
"Koga?"
"What now?" He asked.
"I need to go to the bathroom and buy myself some new shoes. Can we stop off at that Wal-Mart (AN: Don't own that either) right there?" Kagome asked.
"Fine..." So Koga pulled over and let Kagome out.
"Can I borrow ten bucks?" She asked.
"Fine!" So he shoved the money at her, obviously irritated.
"Thanks. Wait right here, I'll be right back." She said. Then she walked off into the Wal-Mart.
~Inside the Wal-Mart~
Kagome flushed the toilet. She washed her hands and went to buy herself some new sandals. She picked out a big pair of sandals with flowers on them. Then she went up to the cash register and paid.
"Here you go Ma'am. Your change is $5.55." The lady said.
"Keep a dollar and twenty cents." Kagome said. Kagome never liked the number five. Every time there was something with a five in it, something bad happened. On her fifth birthday, her father died. On May 5, at 5:00, her mother left her when she was only fifteen years old. (AN: Kagome is around 20 years old now) When Kagome went out to the parking lot, it was empty. Her boyfriend deserted her. Well, her ex-boyfriend now. What could she do now? So she went out there and sat on the bench. She sat there for a long time, until some old lady came up to her.
"Natalie? Is that you?" The lady asked.
"No my name is---" Kagome started, but was cut short.
"Now what have you gotten yourself into Natalie? You're pregnant! Last time I saw you, you were a little kid! Well let me give you a small gift." The lady said. So she went to her truck and got a little tree.
"There you go now. I hope to see you more often, Natalie." The lady said and then drove off. Kagome just sat there unsure of what to do. No food, no family no nothing. Who could help her now?
AN: Do you like it, do you hate it? Well R/R you thoughts! Ja Ne!