Get Back
By Spoon Luv
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do not own these characters. Nor do they own me. You hear? I ain't your slave!!! I'll stop watching you whenever I want! Ok, enjoy!
It was early afternoon in Agrabah, and in the palace, Genie was playing Super Smash Bros. Melee against Aladdin.
"Yee ha! You lose, Al!" Cried Genie.
"It's not fair!" Whined Aladdin. "You've been to the future, so you know how to work this thing." He stared at the controller. "I have no idea what to do with this."
"Ooooh, somebody's a sore loser!"
"No I'm not!" Cried Aladdin. "It's just that..."
"Aladdin!" Called Jasmine, coming into the room, "Abu got into the pantry again and there's banana peels everywhere! Come clean it up!"
"But Jasmine, I'm in the middle of..."
"NOW, ALADDIN!"
"Yes dear." Said Aladdin, getting up.
"Ah the happy couple." Sighed Genie.
"Shut your face!" said Aladdin.
"You got it!" Both sides of Genie's face closed in on themselves. Aladdin slapped his head and went inside. Left with nothing to do, Genie started watching "The Fast and the Furious" on DVD.
"Genie?" Said Jafar, sweeping into the room, "Do you know where Iago is?"
"Not a clue, J." Said Genie. "Maybe the Sultan knows."
Jafar went to the throne room to see Iago sitting on the armrest of the Sultan's throne with his mouth open.
"Come on, stuff 'em in." he was saying. The Sultan took a bunch of crackers from a red box and fed them to Iago. "Ah, now THAT'S a good cracker!"
"Ah, Iago..."
Iago looked up. "Not now, Jafar. I'm...::ah:: busy."
Jafar scratched his head. "I thought you despised the Sultan's crackers."
"No, no, they opened a new general store in the marketplace," said the Sultan, "They have this brand of crackers, it's called "Ritz." Iago likes them very much. As if it weren't obvious."
"Show him the vault." Iago whispered with a grin.
"Oh, yes..." The Sultan pushed his throne aside and opened a hidden door to reveal shelves upon shelves of Ritz crackers. Jafar frowned.
"Iago, I need your assistance..."
"In ten minutes, all right? Geez..."
"Very well."
Jafar returned to the living room to see Genie and Aladdin playing "Pac-Man" on an Atari.
"Now see, THIS is something I can play!" Said Aladdin.
Genie transformed into a caveman. "Yes but it's so old...it's ancient. Oooga!"
"May I try?" Asked Jafar.
"Sure, I guess." Said Aladdin.
Jafar picked up the joystick and started playing.
Ten minutes later...
"Allah damn, Jafar! You're on level 45 and you haven't lost a life yet!" Cried Aladdin.
Jafar ended the game with a score of 455,332,120. Genie and Aladdin stared at him with their mouths open.
"Now then, I must attend to business!" said Jafar calmly, and he set down the joystick and went back into the throne room.
He was greeted by harsh sounds coming from square boxes on the walls. He covered his ears. "Your Majesty, what is this racket?"
"It's Puff Daddy." Said the Sultan.
Jafar listened for a moment, then gasped. "By Allah, the language this man uses! Come, Iago, we have work to do!"
Iago flew with Jafar to the west wing of the palace and Jafar opened the secret passage into his laboratory.
"What do we have to do now, Jafar?" Asked Iago.
"Remember how we used the Sultan's ring to make Aladdin's picture appear in my hourglass?"
"Yes."
"Well that ring was part of the first edition of magic rings. They just came out with a second edition, and I have the first one!" He held up a shining, diamond ring.
"How'd you do that?" Asked Iago.
"There was a nice young man selling them out of a box in the marketplace. He gave me a great deal on it, too."
Iago slapped his head but kept quiet.
Jafar placed the ring between the two snakes.
"What's supposed to appear with this one?" Iago asked, hopping up on the gears.
"He said it would be a surprise. Now...RUN!!!"
Iago took a deep breath and started running on the wheel. Soon a big cloud formed over the hourglass.
"Huff...puff...son of a b*tch..." gasped the parrot.
"Watch your language, Iago. Faster!!!"
Iago pushed himself harder, and then a lightning bolt struck the ring. Then, a tornado appeared in the laboratory!
"Ohhhh CRAP!" Cried Jafar and he started to run, but the tornado caught him and then they both vanished.
Iago stood staring at where Jafar was standing just a second ago. "That was a surprise all right."
By Spoon Luv
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do not own these characters. Nor do they own me. You hear? I ain't your slave!!! I'll stop watching you whenever I want! Ok, enjoy!
It was early afternoon in Agrabah, and in the palace, Genie was playing Super Smash Bros. Melee against Aladdin.
"Yee ha! You lose, Al!" Cried Genie.
"It's not fair!" Whined Aladdin. "You've been to the future, so you know how to work this thing." He stared at the controller. "I have no idea what to do with this."
"Ooooh, somebody's a sore loser!"
"No I'm not!" Cried Aladdin. "It's just that..."
"Aladdin!" Called Jasmine, coming into the room, "Abu got into the pantry again and there's banana peels everywhere! Come clean it up!"
"But Jasmine, I'm in the middle of..."
"NOW, ALADDIN!"
"Yes dear." Said Aladdin, getting up.
"Ah the happy couple." Sighed Genie.
"Shut your face!" said Aladdin.
"You got it!" Both sides of Genie's face closed in on themselves. Aladdin slapped his head and went inside. Left with nothing to do, Genie started watching "The Fast and the Furious" on DVD.
"Genie?" Said Jafar, sweeping into the room, "Do you know where Iago is?"
"Not a clue, J." Said Genie. "Maybe the Sultan knows."
Jafar went to the throne room to see Iago sitting on the armrest of the Sultan's throne with his mouth open.
"Come on, stuff 'em in." he was saying. The Sultan took a bunch of crackers from a red box and fed them to Iago. "Ah, now THAT'S a good cracker!"
"Ah, Iago..."
Iago looked up. "Not now, Jafar. I'm...::ah:: busy."
Jafar scratched his head. "I thought you despised the Sultan's crackers."
"No, no, they opened a new general store in the marketplace," said the Sultan, "They have this brand of crackers, it's called "Ritz." Iago likes them very much. As if it weren't obvious."
"Show him the vault." Iago whispered with a grin.
"Oh, yes..." The Sultan pushed his throne aside and opened a hidden door to reveal shelves upon shelves of Ritz crackers. Jafar frowned.
"Iago, I need your assistance..."
"In ten minutes, all right? Geez..."
"Very well."
Jafar returned to the living room to see Genie and Aladdin playing "Pac-Man" on an Atari.
"Now see, THIS is something I can play!" Said Aladdin.
Genie transformed into a caveman. "Yes but it's so old...it's ancient. Oooga!"
"May I try?" Asked Jafar.
"Sure, I guess." Said Aladdin.
Jafar picked up the joystick and started playing.
Ten minutes later...
"Allah damn, Jafar! You're on level 45 and you haven't lost a life yet!" Cried Aladdin.
Jafar ended the game with a score of 455,332,120. Genie and Aladdin stared at him with their mouths open.
"Now then, I must attend to business!" said Jafar calmly, and he set down the joystick and went back into the throne room.
He was greeted by harsh sounds coming from square boxes on the walls. He covered his ears. "Your Majesty, what is this racket?"
"It's Puff Daddy." Said the Sultan.
Jafar listened for a moment, then gasped. "By Allah, the language this man uses! Come, Iago, we have work to do!"
Iago flew with Jafar to the west wing of the palace and Jafar opened the secret passage into his laboratory.
"What do we have to do now, Jafar?" Asked Iago.
"Remember how we used the Sultan's ring to make Aladdin's picture appear in my hourglass?"
"Yes."
"Well that ring was part of the first edition of magic rings. They just came out with a second edition, and I have the first one!" He held up a shining, diamond ring.
"How'd you do that?" Asked Iago.
"There was a nice young man selling them out of a box in the marketplace. He gave me a great deal on it, too."
Iago slapped his head but kept quiet.
Jafar placed the ring between the two snakes.
"What's supposed to appear with this one?" Iago asked, hopping up on the gears.
"He said it would be a surprise. Now...RUN!!!"
Iago took a deep breath and started running on the wheel. Soon a big cloud formed over the hourglass.
"Huff...puff...son of a b*tch..." gasped the parrot.
"Watch your language, Iago. Faster!!!"
Iago pushed himself harder, and then a lightning bolt struck the ring. Then, a tornado appeared in the laboratory!
"Ohhhh CRAP!" Cried Jafar and he started to run, but the tornado caught him and then they both vanished.
Iago stood staring at where Jafar was standing just a second ago. "That was a surprise all right."