Okay. New story. Yay.

Harry: You don't sound very excited

Me: That's because I. Am. TIRED!!!!!!

Harry: -hides-

Me: I need a magical guard that can resist Harry's spells. I know! Jack! (he is a magic rainbow singing pyro rock. Don't ask)

Jack: BOOM!

Harry: AHHHHHH!

Me: -grins- Harry Doesn't like Jack. And I don't own anything.

Jack: BOOM! (on with the story!)

Me: Yes the stupid song fic

I love you

You hate me

We're a mutant family

You have your wings

And I have my fur

You say I make you want to hurl

Fang loves you

You love him

You are so oblivious

Everyone knows

What you can't see

Everyone says this is so

Me: Crappy wasn't it

Harry: Yes

Me: Jack!

Jack: -whacks Harry-

Me: Song was the Barney Song thingmabob

R&R?