A/N: I don't own anything - not the characters, setting, or the computer this was uploaded from. I picked the words out, and put them in an order.
What if magic existed in the Jack Ryan Universe? What if America existed in the Harry Potter universe? Find out in this multi-chapter crossover of epic proportions.
Set immediantly after "The Bear & The Dragon" and "OoTP".
Updated Thursdays.
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Chapter 1: Condolences
President Jack Ryan was the President. Not just any president. Not the president of a college or of some knitting club, but president of the United States of America. And the USA wasn't just some country, but it was the best country. It was made on the idea that all people were created equal, that the rights of man were more important than the government, and everyone should have a voice. It was a country made under God, but not really like God like the Christian Jesus, because you could believe in any religion you wanted to or didn't want to, in America. Really it was just like created under a higher power, like something more than human had taken hold of the hearts of the Founding Fathers and they created something good, and pure, and beautiful. In America a person could do anything they wanted as long as it didn't hurt someone else, like murder or robbery. In America a person could say anything they wanted to, unless it hurt somebody and if you said it out loud it was slander and if you wrote it down it was libel, and you could get sued for it either way. But in America people were free unlike they were anywhere else. It was so amazing.
The other awesome thing about America was that it had some of the coolest people alive. Like Ben Franklin, or Martin Luther King, Jr - the son of Martin Luther who started the Protestant Reformation in Germany that had almost destroyed Catholism except that the Pope cast a magic spell that saved it and increased the fertility rate of all Catholics so that they could never all be killed at once. But the most awesome American of them all was President Jack Ryan. He had done everything - he was an ex-Navy SEAL, a fantastic chef of French and Thai cuisine, and had done many incredible things. He had saved the Pope from assassination by Danny Luther King, son of Martin Luther King, Jr. Ryan had saved the greatest Russian submarine from being destroyed by robotic sharks. One time President Jack Ryan had been watching a baseball game in Denver, Colorado when a nuclear missile flew in to blow up the city. Ryan had run down to the game and grabbed a bat, and as the missile almost hit, he hit it with the bat and the missile flew back up to outer space and blew up like fireworks and twisted into a second metal moon. And even though the heat from missile burned off all his clothes and President Jack Ryan stood naked in front of 30,000 people, they all cheered him.
Now President Jack Ryan was the President, and it surprised even him. Because not even six hours ago, China had shot an ICBM at Washington and almost killed him and the whole city while SWORDSMAN was there. That ICBM had been destroyed by a swarm of American Bald Eagles that pecked it apart right before it hit the city. All of those eagles died. And though Washington hadn't been nuked it had been littered with dangerous radioactive debris.
I should be dead President Jack Ryan thought. Instead here I am and now I must decide the fate of China. POTUS was sitting in his underground DEF-COM room with all of his important advisors. They were at war with China since the Chinese had decided to attack Russia for oil and gold, and would have taken all if it with a fleet of 1000 tanks, except that America stopped them and saved the Russians. After the Nuke launch, the really evil people in charge of China had been replaced with Chairman Fang, an old, wizened man who was sort of nice and rational, but had sex with his secretaries, because underneath all of his dignity and wisdom, he was really a dirty old man, almost as dirty as Mao had been.
Vice President Robby Jackson spoke up first. "Mr. President, we have to hit them back. We can fly all of our nukes out on planes and bomb every last city until every one of those damn slant-eyed yellow motherfuckers are straight-eyed and green." Robby Jackson was the first black Vice President.
After he spoke, Arnie Van Damm, the President's chief of staff, and most trusted friend spoke next. "Jack, the American people are going crazy. They want blood and they want it to taste like sweet & sour sauce. The Chinese almost destroyed our best city and there's no way in hell that we can forgive and forget it. If you don't do something, they're going to impeach you!"
Then Mr. Adler, the Secretary of State, and a friend from Ryan's past spoke. "Sir, as the most diplomatic man here, I have to be the voice of reason. The Chinese leaders who launched that nuke aren't in power anymore. They were arrested and now a kind, old wise man is in charge. He already apologized and has ended the fighting with the Russians, he wants peace, sir, he doesn't need to be our enemy, and we don't need to kill millions of people."
President Jack Ryan thought about what each of them said. He was a peaceful man at heart, and didn't want to destroy human life where he didn't have to. On the other hand, he had a wrathful vengeance, and was the funnel for the American people. In American, since everyone has a voice, he had the polls to be his ear, and he was the tool of America. He thought for a long time, and also he had a terrible hangover since after surviving the nuclear attack he got really drunk.
"Alright everyone. This is my decision. The Chinese have tried to destroy the symbol of world freedom here in America. This would have been the second time in 8 years that the government of America was killed, and this time I would have been killed too and I couldn't stand in to lead America. This cannot be forgiven. This is time for a new doctrine. This is called the Ryan Doctrine II. Any country that tries to attack America, we will invade and conquer and make a new state. Once a country is a state of America it will be free and it will never attack America again since it would be like attacking itself. Since Fang is a wise old man, we will give him the terms of surrender. First he will turn over the former leaders to us. I don't believe in that damn liberal International Criminal Court, so they will be tried for War Crimes in Washington, the city of world justice. Second he will renounce communism and submit willingly to become the 52nd state, after Puerto Rico, which joined last year. Fang can be the first Governor. If he refuses, we will declare war and ask Japan and the other members of NATO to invade and then we will divide the country between us."