P.S. Your vagina is in the mail
On the eve of her wedding the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that unbeknownst to her fiance she was not a virgin."No problem," said the friend. "Go out and buy a nice peice of liver and put it up inside you before the time comes. You'll feel nice and tight, and he will never know the difference." So the bridewent ahead with the plan and on the wedding night the couple went crazy: They fucked on th floor,onthe kitchen table, in the bathroom, in the bed. So the bride was truly astonished to wake up the next morning to find her new husband gone, the only trace of him a note on the bedside table. "Dearest," It read, "I love you very much, but I've realized we can't go on like this and can never have a life together. Farewell. P.S. : YOur vagina is in the sink."