Victoire was feeling very upset. She had to break up with her boyfriend, Teddy because he was just too much of a player like his sexy veela grandpa.
The only reason she put up with his annoying habits, such as being a pimp, being mute, and probably never using contractions, was because he had the coolest, most amazing, awesome godfather in the world. The only problem was that her Potions teacher, Professor Slughorn, kept making hits out on him because he was a pineapple. Teddy really was lucky to have a Pineapple Godfather.
"If only Teddy had a brother," Victoire thought to herself. "Then maybe he'd have a pineapple for a Godfather too." But that, as Victoire knew, was impossible, because Teddy's mother was dead and his father had faked his death to go live with curtains.
Whenever Victorie had a problem, the person she always went to for help was none other than Madeye Moody. Even though everyone thought he was dead, this is a fan fiction, and if I say Madeye Moody's alive, then he's alive. Also, Madeye Moody probably isn't really dead anyway because he's got awesome tricks. So, Victoire went to go see Madeye Moody. "Professor Moody?" she asked.
"Why do people keep calling me that? I was never a damn professor!!!" Moody responded.
So, Victoire told Madeye Moody her sob story because he is obviously the number one psychologist, and then he told her something that surprised her. "Teddy does have a brother," Moody said. "His name is Jacob and he lives in this psycho universe with a bunch of freaky weirdoes that do nothing useful besides pine over this boring weak girl named Bella. That's where Cedric went too." Madeye Moody continued. Madeye Moody obviously knew all this because he and Teddy's dad were pen pals.
So because this fan fiction is way too long, Jacob Black apparated to Shell Cottage and he and Victoire got married, had kids, and made Pineapple Godfather to all of them. Then all of a sudden this nineteen year old girl named Lacey appeared with her four children Penny, Buddy, Roxy, and Charlie and said "That is the cutest ship I've ever seen in my life!!!!!!"