Okay, so I was sitting in English, bored out of my mind, and decided to write this. It's weird, random, and different. Enjoy! Or not... whatever.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana or any characters.


-Insert boy and girl walking here-

"So are you gonna kiss her?" -boy talking-

"No!" -girl talking-

"Why not?"

"Cuz that would be weird."

"No it wouldn't."

"It would be if I just went up and randomly kissed her.

"So tell her first than kiss her."

"And what's gonna stop her from pushing me away?" -insert stop here-

"Your irresistible charm and amazing kissing skills?" -insert cheesy smile here-

"..." -insert eyebrow raise look here-

"What?"

"You don't know me at all, do you?" -continue walking here-

-insert running up to catch her here- "Oh come on!" -insert pleading here-

"I'm not listening."

"You have to!"

"Why?"

"Cause...cause...you just have to!"

"That's not a reason."

"Look, just do it. Please? Trust me."

-insert sigh here- "Fine."

"Really!" -insert excited face here-

"Yes, now when?"

"How about now?"

-guy leaves and comes back soon after-

"What?" -insert shocked face here-

"Hi." -insert 'her' here-

"Oh dear god, you didn't." -insert glare here-

"Tell her."

"Tell me what?" -insert questioning look here-

-insert sigh here-

"Now."

"Miley, I'm in love with you."

-insert huge smile here- "I love you too."

-insert kiss here-


So, that's it. Confusing? I didn't think so, but you might. Told you it was weird, and odd. But I liked it. So... R & R =] Peace.