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I'm A Girl

What if Tyki was the girl and Lavi was the one chasing her? What if Kanda is a a girl and Allen is chasing her? Well this is a story where in Tyki and Kanda will be the leading ladies and Lavi and Allen will be the gentlemen.

Pairing: LavixTyki and slight AreKan


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Road: Tyki! Oi! Tyki! Wake up already!

Tyki: What?

Road: The Earl wants to see you!

Tyki: Okay Road.

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Earl: Ah the welcome Tyki-pon the noah of pleasure.

Tyki: Stop calling me that sennen ko.

Earl: I have a mission for you.

And the Earl throws the card to Tyki and written there is the name of Yuu Kanda to assassinate.

Earl: I want you to steal first the innocence and then kill that exorcist.

Tyki: Yes sennen ko, I'll be off then.

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Kanda was already in his mission with Allen looking for the innocence.

They have walked for an hour already until they stumbled upon an altar with the statue of Aphrodite and a glowing thing in her hands.

Allen: That must be the innocence Kanda.

Kanda: Must be then I will get it and I don't need your help moyashi.

Allen: Bakanda!

When Kanda was like 1 centimeter near the glowing innocence Tyki Mikk appeared out of nowhere and was also very close to the innocence.

A huge glow was emitted and Allen could not see Kanda so he went near the statue to see Kanda and Tyki Mikk looked different.

Kanda: Oi moyashi! Mind helping me here?!

Allen: Uh ano….

Kanda: What moyashi?! Can't you see I'm fighting a noah here!

Allen: Uh… can you guys stop for a moment?

Both Kanda and Tyki stopped and looked at Allen.

Kanda: Spit it out already baka!

Allen: Can you both follow me.

Allen lead them to a mirror near the statue and Allen told them to look at their reflection.

Kanda and Tyki was so shocked and bewildered and even stared at each other.

Kanda and Tyki: We changed into girls?! Kanda and Tyki said unison.

Then they both looked at Allen.

Allen had to admit they both look pretty and beautiful.

Allen: Ano… maybe Komui can fix it.

They left and headed for the train station waiting for Lavi since Lavi was assigned near their area.

Lavi: Allen!

Allen: Lavi!

Lavi: Ehhh… who are the girls? They look like Kanda and Tyki I didn't know they had sisters.

Allen: Um Lavi those are Kanda and Tyki.

Lavi: Ehhh?!

Allen: Long story Lavi.

Lavi: Then make it short.

Allen sweatdropped and said the following.

Allen: Innocence. Change. Girls.

Lavi: The innocence changed them into girls?!

Allen: Yeah.. pretty much.

After buying the tickets they boarded the 2 hour train ride to the Black order.

Inside the cabin….

Lavi and Tyki got separated from Allen and Lavi since someone has too guard the noah.

Tyki: Stop checking me out Lavi! I am still a noah and I can kill you with tease.

Lavi: Woah you're stull calm even if you have changed gender ne? Aren't you even worried?

Tyki: A bit since I am entering your territory.

Lavi: Yeah and all the exorcist will can kill you there.

Tyki: Not until I release my Tease right about now.

Lavi: Meanie! Lavi said while pouting.

Tyki: He's kinda cute when he pouts… wait no! Tyki you are still a guy with a body of a woman and after the black order fix this I'll kill them all.

Lavi: Ne Tyki you alright?

Tyki: Uh yeah Lavi.

When all of a sudden the train stopped and Tyki was thrown to Lavi and they looked like they are hugging. Tyki's top hat landed on Lavi.

Lavi: What happened?! You alright tyki?

Tyki: I don't know and uh can you let go of me.

Lavi: Oh sorry.

And Lavi rushed to Allen and Kanda not minding the top hat on his head because of panic.

At Allen's cabin…

Allen: Why did the train stop?

Kanda: Akuma!

They all of a sudden Lavi burst inside their cabin…

Allen: Nice hat.

Lavi: Huh?

Tyki: I'll be taking that.

Allen: There's akuma outside come on.

Kanda was already outside shouting Kaichu Ichigen and then Lavi and Allen appeared and helped. Tyki just watched since he doesn't want the sennen ko informed about her appearance.

The train went to normal and only 30 more minutes before they arrive at the black order station. Lavi and Tyki joined Allen and Kanda in their cabin.

Allen: I think it might take days before Komui could actually find a cure on your gender problems since it isn't science that changed your gender but the innocence.

Lavi: Woohoo! Allen! You sound all genius.

Allen: I'll take that as a compliment and oh yeah before we go to the black order we need to look for girly clothes for them Lavi.

Kanda: Go ahead talk as if we are not here.

Allen: Sorry Kanda-chan. Revenge!

All of a sudden Kanda pointed Mugen to Allen's face.

Lavi: Ne-ne Tyki what kind of girl clothes would you wear? Something like Rode's?

Tyki had a sweadropped expression and said "no."

Tyki: I'd rather wear something like Lulubell's.

Lavi: Oh…. You really like getting all formal and you want a girl style tuxedo.

Tyki brought out a tease and

Tyki: uh yeah sure.

Lavi: What's with the tease?

Tyki: Oh this? It's going to eat your heart.

Lavi: Meanie! Lavi pouting again.

And Tyki had a very unnoticeable tint of pink in her cheeks.

To piss Kanda even more Allen removed her ponytail which let out her black hair on her shoulder and Allen was amazed.

Kanda: BAKA MOYASHI! Give me that.

Allen: No! You're a girl now so start acting like one.

Black order station

Lavi: Where here guys! Let's go.

Kanda: Baka moyashi removing and not giving back my ponytail! He going to be sorry!

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They arrived at a department store and first went to a tuxedo for men and women shop where Tyki took 3 pieces of clothing and tried them on.

Tyki: I'll take 2 black and 1 gray girl tuxedo.

Saleslady: Yes ma'am.

Lavi: You know you will look like you work for a company.

Tyki: Laviiii.. Tyki said while having a sadistic grin

Lavi: Yesss…??

Tyki: Maybe you and tease should talk?

Lavi: Err..ehehehe no thanks. Lavi said but still smiling.

Allen: Ne Lavi I'll take Kanda to a shop for Japanese people on the second floor okay?

Lavi: Sure.

At The Japanese store…

Kanda instantly tried and fit a few woman Japanese clothing but not the usual kimono. Kanda fitted a polo shirt in white and brown and tried on some jeans.

Kanda: Miss what sizes do you have for this pants?

Salesclerk: 25 up to 28 ma'am.

Kanda: I'll take one in 25 waistline.

Allen: Nice Kanda it suits you.

Kanda glared at Allen

Kanda: I'm not asking for your opinion stupid! And went inside the fitting room again.

Salesclerk: You and your girlfriend look cute when you fight.

Allen: Err… thanks I think and she's not my girlfriend.

Salesclerk: oh.

Both parties have paid and met up in the food court but not too eat.

Allen: Let's go to the black order.

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At the black order…

Komui: Oh Kanda I sent you to a mission and what is this? You turn into a girl and what's this? A noah?

Both Kanda and Tyki grabbed a few papers laying in the floor, crumpled it and threw it at Komui.

Komui: All right, all right I'll look at that innocence and try to return you guys…. I mean girls to normal and miss noah Tyki you are under the care of Lavi and Kanda to Allen.

Kanda: What?! I can take care of myself just fine.

Komui: Oh but there are a lot of perverts around around Kanda-kun.

Kanda: Cute the –kun.

Allen: So where too now?

Kanda: I'm going to my room and don't disturb me!

Allen: I'll go eat.

Allen and Kanda went separate ways leaving Lavi and a girl Tyki.

Lavi: And you?

Tyki: Can you take me to my room?

Lavi: Well you can take the room next to mine.

And they went to Tyki's room, Tyki changed her clothes and went out again.

Lavi: -whistles-

Tyki: You sound like a pervert.

Tyki looked like Lulubell in clothing and has long a bit curly black hair and she still has her gloves.

Lavi: Maybe you should also change your name into Therese Mikk?

Tyki: No.

Lavi: Tina Mikk?

Tyki: No.

Lavi: Timmie Mikk?

Tyki: No! What's with the bad names?

Lavi: I know! Tease Mikk?

Tyki: No and Tyki Mikk is fine. How about a tour of the black order?

Lavi: Sure!

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Kanda's Room…

Kanda: Great! I'm a girl! Fuck!

Kanda didn't bother wearing her new clothes she prepared her exorcist clothes and went outside to train alone and cursing Allen Walker.

Kanda: Stupid baka moyashi!

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Cafeteria…

Allen: Achooo! Someone must be talking about me.

After saying that Allen continued devouring his food.

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Tyki and Lavi…

Lavi: And that's about it.

Tyki: Thanks, I can now destroy the black order. She said smiling.

Lavi: No you can't do that.

Tyki: And why not?

Lavi: Cause I'm taller than you know MISS Tyki. Emphasizing the word miss.

Tyki brought out a tease and place it on Lavi's head.

Tyki: Yep talk but I can still touch your head. And with that she started walking to the caefeteria.

Lavi: Waaa…. Tyki get it off! Get it off!

Lavi instantly grabbed Tyki's right wrist and she was pulled back.

Tyki: Aw but tease likes you, let it stay there it wont devour your head or anyone with me telling it too and do you mind letting go of my wrist Rabbit?

Lavi: It's Lavi. Gomen. Blushing Lavi said.

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Tyki and Kanda: You turned us into a girl?!

Carnivalstripes: Yes aren't you happy?

Kanda: NO!

Carnivalstripes: But Lavi and Allen are not even protesting.

Lavi: Whistles.

Allen: Hey isn't that Jerry-san?!

Lavi: Tune in to the next chapter! Ja Ne!


Lavi is starting to like the girl Tyki and leaving the idea the she is still a very powerful noah. Will they ever change back? Got to stop here I got a huge headache.