THE WHOLE GANG IS IN ROOM
monica:"this is a perfect evening..we all are here and ..."
ani:" It is a perfect morning , Pheebs is looking in my eyes...i am looking in her ....hey i can see my eyes in her eyes...and ...and ...i see something else..its not ...pass me the magnifying lens"
monica:"this is not morning..."
ross:"and why will i give the magnifying lens?"
ani:"my day begins when i kiss pheebs.i just kissed pheebs now and hence its morning for me.
monica:"wow.i will have to write to Mr SUN and tell him that there is no need for him to shine all days and nights are decided by kissing pheebs"
joey:"i dont know whether its day or night"
pheebs:"you cant kiss me joey."
rachel:"joey...you cant kiss me too. Dont look at me"
monica:"i am married"
chandler:"At last i have something in common with cant kiss us all"
joey:"dont worry.i have a new name is IZA.i met her 5 hours ago"
ross:"now that you have said...i think you have a lot in common with girls"
ani:"if chandler is a girl...is monica a lesbian?"
rachel:"ani...dont look at me like upon a time i shared room with monica...but we were just friends"
chandler:"hey..i am not a girl.i am much better than a fact i am always one step ahead than girls"
ross:" girls have two nipples..chandler has a third one"
ani:"chandler has three nipples?"
ross:"do you want to see?"
ani:"the only person i will ever want to see topless is pheebs and "
pheebs:"and??"
ani:"did i said 'and' "
pheebs:"you did"
ani:"i did'nt "
monica:"ani...you are telling a white lie"
ani:"what if i am telling a white lie,love is color blind"
pheebs:"ani is a beautiful liar"
chandler:"yeah..a beautiful liar...like shakira and beyonce"
pheebs:"who is she ani?"
ani:"she is a he"
chandler:"ani is gay"
ani:"he is my sister's ex"
monica:"and you want to see him naked?"
ani:"topless"
pheebs:"why?"
ani:"someone told me that he has a tattoo of my sister on his chest"
joey:"you have a sister?"
pheebs:"he has a tattoo of your sister on his chest.i will love to see that too"
chandler:"its tit for tattoo.i mean tit for tat.i mean..."
ani:"yeah joey.i have a name is isabella and she is coming home tommorow."
joey:"your sisters name is isabella?and she is coming today?does she have blue eyes..blonde hairs...and big boo..i mean big b..."
ani:"wait a minute...your new girlfriend iza...you met her 5 hours ago..WHERE DID YOU MET MY SISTER?"
joey:"its not my fault that you forgot to pick your sister at the airport."
ani:"but she was coming tommorow"
monica:"that happened because your morning is when you kiss pheebs .and you dont feel the need to consult a calendar or clock"
ani:" is iza....?"
ANI AND PHEEBS AND IZA ARE AT ANI'S HOUSE
iza:"glad to meet you doin?"
ani:"i will kill joey"
pheebs:"iza...arent you mad that your brother was not at airport on time?"
iza:"nah.i found a really nice man there"
ani:"joey?"
iza:"do you know him?"
ani:"iza..you are a sweet diabetic."
pheebs:" and you are not worth him"
iza:"what?"
pheebs:"i mean he is not worth you"
iza:"what?"
ani:"joey sleeps with girls and doesnt calls them back"
iza:"but he called me back"
pheebs:"did he slept with you?"
iza:"He said..:'when i kissed you that was morning for me.'.and people sleep in night"
ani:"he stole my line"
pheebs:"you are worried that joey stole your line??are'nt you worried that he is going to steal your sister?"
iza:"he is not a he didnt steal anything except my heart..."
ani:"heart?"
A KNOCK AT THE GATE AND ENTERS JOEY
Joey:"thanks for the cookies"
iza:"thanks for saying thanks"
joey:"thanks for saying thanks for saying..."
pheebs:"hey thanks is short for Tom HANKS"
ani:"pheebs !!"
pheebs:"i was trying to change the topic"
ani:"get out of my house joey"
joey:"pheebs...your boyfriend just insulted me"
iza:"ani...is pheebs your girlfriend? you never told me about her"
ani:"you never told me about joey."
iza:"but i met joey only 5 hours ago."
pheebs:"and i met ani ani 725 hours ago"
ani:"no are 726 hours ago"
pheebs:"that was when we first met.i was counting from when we first had sex"
joey:"then..i will meet iza 4 hours later."
iza:"i am tired"
ani:"joey ! you are still here."
ANI IS INTRODUCING IZA TO THE WHOLE GANG
ani:"hi ...she is iza"
rach:"oh my ...she is so cute"
joey:" She is so cute"
ani:"she is not cute joey"
iza:"what?i am not cute"
ani:" you are just 17 years old. You dont know ani thing about this world"
iza:"i am not 17 years old."
ani:"18?"
iza:"no"
ani:"19?"
iza:"no"
ani:"20?"
iza:"no"
ani:"21?"
iza:"no"
joey:"i bet you are 16 years old."
iza:"joey is ..you cant even make a guess too?"
joey:"seen iza.i am not your brother but i know more about you."
iza:" You should have been my brother"
joey:"i have enough sisters.i need a girl friend"
iza:"why are you all men such jerks?"
pheebs:"ani is not a jerk"
iza:"he forgot to pick me up at the doesnt know my birthday"
ani:"feburary 16"
pheebs:"thats my birthday"
iza:" You are so obbessed with pheebs?for your information there are more people in this world"
chandler:"yeah ani .look there are so many girls"
ani:"there are just four girls in this is married..rach is with ross?how?...iza is my sister and pheebs is the hottest."
chandler:"look out of this room ani"
joey:"may i open the window?"
pheebs:"are you all trying to separate me and ani?"
ani:"noone can seperate me from my soul"
pheebs:"what?"
ani:"you are my soul"
iza:"ani..i know you love ..."
joey:"..."
ani:"my own sister...my own sisters boyfriend..."
joey:"so do you accept me as her boyfriend"
ani:"joey...take care of iza.i and pheebs are going"
pheebs:"where?"
AT AN UNKNOWN PLACE
ani:"at last..its just me and noone except these spiders"
pheebs:"and those mosquitoes.i believe mosquitoes and spiders dont know wont be able to undersatnd our secret talk"
ani:"now its our duty to give birth to a new civilization."
pheebs:" be adam.i will be eve"
ani:"good idea"
pheebs:"now and eat that forbidden apple"
ani:"yeah"
pheebs:"i have given birth to triplets we will have dozens of kids"
ani:"dozens?"
ANI AND PHEEBS ARE BACK
chandler:"i had thought that i will never be able to see you again"
ani:"you are seeing new my new birth.i am 4 hours old now"
pheebs:"no.3 hours"
joey:"its their had sex three hours ago"
pheebs:"It was great"
iza:"ani..we broke up."
ani:"why joey..."
joey:"she is so incredible that when i was with her,i used to forget that i was with her"
ross:"thats called alziemers"
joey:"i have forgotten everything.i feel so sad.i dont have any memories about the time we spent ...how many hours ago did we met?"
iza:"you have the photographs?"
joey:"i have forgotten where i have kept them"
iza:"i will have to go back to college.i was only here for two days"
joey:"whats the name of your college?"
ani:"she didnt went to any college"
pheebs:"you are talking about me"