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Wait, can it be?
Really?
IS IT...
50 WAYS TO PISS STARFIRE OFF?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
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50 ways to piss Starfire off
1. Mess up her hair repeatedly
2. Insult her home-planet
3. Insult her friends
4. Tell her that she's a slut, and then tell her what it means.
5. Call her a stupid girl.
6. Tell her Kitten is smarter than her.
7. Tell her Kitten should of kissed Robin in Tokyo
8. Make slander about the kiss in Tokyo.
9. Make a video replacing her with Raven in the Tokyo Kiss, and then show it to her and brag.
10. Tell her that she looks like a prostitute.
11. Call her an alien hooker
12. Staple pictures of Kitten all over her wall.
13. Call Raven creepy in front of her
14. Call Robin a gay ninja in front of her.
15. Run as fast as you can after 14 if you want to live longer
16. Make a photo collage as Kitten and give it the subtitle "Better than Starfire in every way"
17. Find all the pictures of Robin she has (And she has to have some) and scribble on them with a red marker, and then send her the red marker in the mail.
18. Tell her Kitten told you to say Hi for her.
19. Obsess over Kitten in front of her.
20. Make a shrine dedicated to the Rob/Kitten pairing.
21. Call her a Chlorbag, even if you don't know what it means.
22. Ask her if Tamaraneans are born without brains
23. Stick her hair in a blender.
24. Do 23, but turn it on if you're so cruel
25. Pour black dye over her head
26. Remind her of Val-Yor
27. Call her a whore.
28. Ask her how many men she's been with, and put emphasis on 'men'.
29. Replace her clothes with Raven's.
30. Steal all her skirts.
31. Mistreat Silkie right in front of her
32. Make Silkie cry for any reason while she's near.
33. Make an insult about Silkie behind her back, and plan some elaborate way for her to find out about it.
34. Argue with one of her friends, and make yourself look obviously ignorant.
35. Find the best way to annoy her, and do it until she snaps
36. Ask her if Tamaran has exploded yet, and tell her you wish it would
37. Insult the Tamaraneans in general right in front of her.
38. Insult her heritage (a.k.a. the fact she's a Princess)
39. Call her a dirty whore.
40. Call her a bitch in front of all your friends.
41. During 40, all of your friends agree
42. Ask her how her last husband is, even though she doesn't have one
43. Do 42, but instead, in front of Robin.
44. Embarrass her in front of Robin.
45. Slap her (if you dare)
46. Throw a pie and hit her in the face
47. Ask her if you can grab her 'grebnaks'
48. Be a total pervert.
49. Insult Robin in a very rude way right in front of her.
50. Call her a Troq.
OMG, I ACTUALLY DID IT!
Thanks for reading :D
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