Harry Becomes a Stalker
This story is decanted to my friend who helped me decided to write about Harry being a stalker.
Harry Potter sat in his room using the computer to find Johnny Depp and stalk him because he was secretly gay, and he thinks Johnny Depp was SEXY!
So as I was saying he was on trying to find him and having no success so he deiced to try and SUCCESS he had found his address.
So on the piece of paper next to him he wrote down:
Target: JOHNNY DEPP
Age: 44
kids: Jack Christopher Depp lll, And Lily Rose Maloney Depp
Address: 2454 Hollywood Lane
Sex: Male
Born in: Owensboro, Kentucky
Plays Guitar
Number of Films done: 40
Then he turned back to the computer and went back to and typed in Johnny Depp and then pressed the STALK button and again no success so.
"Let's do this the easy way!" Harry said with a wicked smile.
"ACCIO JOHNNY DEPP!"
Then a man's face slammed against the glass it was JOHNNY DEPP OMG!!!!
"yes." Said Harry opening the window and pulling him in.
"What the Hell?" said Johnny looking at Harry who was tying him up
"No need for that langue my love."
"My love what the hell?"
"NO NEED FOR THAT LANGUE OR YOU WILL PUT MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR!"
"You have one of those things."
"So do you."
"Hey man that's GROSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??"
"I'm gay what did you think."
"Oh I thought you were on crack."
"And you will be to after I'm done with you."
While I think you know what happens next……
THE END
OR IS IT