Hook: The Sequel – The Death Of Peter Pan

Hook the fearsome pirate captain,

Beware! He sails the seas again!

We thought he swam for miles and miles

When he was chased away by the crocodile!

No use asking help from Peter Pan,

For all we know, he's now an old man.

Old Peter's grown a paunch and is too fat to fight

While mighty Hook shot up twice his height!

"What!" cried Pan. "You think I'm old?
Well, maybe I am, but I'm three times as bold!

Remember when I threw him to that crazy croc?

You know, the scaly thing which swallowed a clock!

And don't you forget that I hacked off his hand

He'll never stand a chance against Peter Pan of Neverland!"

"Nonsense!" roared Hook his face purple with rage,

"Miserable mongoose! Rotten cabbage!

Squeaking sea cucumber! Big mouthed savage!

That's what you are, you stinking pile of garbage!"

"Prove to me that you're no coward then," Peter said coolly

"And you're a real hero not just some bully!

I challenge you to a sword-to-sword duel

We'll fight until we run out of fuel!"

"Agreed!" bellowed the spirited Hook.

"And if it ain't my name I'll win by hook or by crook!"

Said Peter calmly, "Then let us both draw our swords

And cut each other to ribbons and curtain cords!"

And so they both fought a thunderous fight,

Both showing off their wondrous might.

Once Hook slashed at poor Peter's cheek,

In pain and fury Pan cried out, "Eeek!"

Then Peter kicked Hook hard on the tummy,

Poor Hook wept, "I want my mommy!"

The battle wore on but not without coffee breaks

For both of them to gobble down a few steaks.

Then suddenly Hook raised his gleaming sword,

"I'll finish you off!" Out loud he roared.

And through Peter's heart went the cruel blade.

Poor Peter! There was no medical aid!

Cried Peter in anguish, "Oh woe! Oh no! I'll soon be dead!

I just hope he doesn't chop off my head!"

Hook triumphantly gulped down his pirates' whisky,

While dancing a mad, swaying jig of glee.

Cried Peter again, "Under the sky, my body shall lie!"

But all Hook replied was, "Die! Die! Die!"

The story ends here with Peter Pan's death,

And the last words he uttered with the last of his breath.

It's a rather sad story, I hope you don't mind

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I really had fun writing this stuff,

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