Hello, everyone! This is I love the little tacos . . . I love them good ( call me Taco-chan) here with her first fic! Don't I rule? Hehehe… yeah, I know what you're all thinking. 'SHE'S NUTS!' Well, yes I am. Thank you so much for noticing.

Summary: Probably the oddest crossover in the history of That's right – it's a Danny Phantom / Inuyasha X-over! My top two shows swirled into one very confusing story…just kidding with ya. But, I suppose the real summary is…

Three years ago, Samantha Manson's parents found it best for her to have a pen pal. That pen pal just happens to everyone's favorite traveling female Higurashi Kagome (she currently was not traveling through time yet…). What will happen when Kagome and a certain hanyou (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) take a trip to Amity Park? Will all hell break loose?

(God, wouldn't that be funny. Danny's Plasma blast against Tetsusaiga's Wind Scar. Ha!)

Disclaimer: Take a wild guess. sigh No, I do NOT own these shows…

Penpals

Chapter 1: A tempting invite (yes, it's a corny title. Yes, I know. Please read on…)

"Come on, Inuyasha! I haven't been home in two weeks!" Kagome roared loudly enough to make even a very powerful demon quiver in fear. Yes, it's true. Our two lovers Higurashi Kagome and Inuyasha were in the middle of a spat. Again. It was about Kagome going back to her time for a little while. Again. Inuyasha says no, Kagome says yes. Why is that not a huge surprise?

"Keh! Not long enough if ya ask me!" Inuyasha spat back at her. The real truth was that he wanted her near him so he wouldn't feel so lonely. But he would be Naraku's best friend forever, act just like Miroku, and be loved by everyone for who he was before he would admit it. He could barely admit it to himself!

Kagome sighed impatiently. This wouldn't get her anywhere! And, besides that, she was in too good of a mood to 'sit' Inuyasha today. So, instead of going to the usual routine of getting pissed off and sitting him to oblivion, she would persuade him in a new way. How, you ask, do you do that? The same way to get through the thick skull of any teenage male hormonal blockhead.

Flirt.

And, of course, if that failed, THEN she could get pissed off and sit him into oblivion.

"Please, Inuyasha?" Kagome whimpered, going closer to him.

"You sick?" Inuyasha asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Pretty please?" Kagome asked, getting even closer. So close, in fact, that she was able to lean against him and draw patterns on his chest. ((A/n It's just good old begging here, no reason to get worried.)) "Can't I just go home for one, itty bitty day?" Then, to top it off, she gave him the puppy look – that's right, complete with watery eyes, the quivering lip, and the sniffling nose.

The poor guy didn't stand a chance.

Inuyasha sighed loudly. Of course he knew what she was doing. But he would play along this once. "Fine." He grumbled, "But I'm coming with you!"

Kagome giggled loudly in a high pitch. "I'm going to go get my bag from Kaede's hut, okay? Then we can go!"

Inuyasha sighed again, only louder this time, as he leaned against the old well. God! I'm getting softer every day! This is not good! To be undone by a mere mortal is embarrassing! But…it is Kagome I'm talking about here. Not Kikyo, or Sango, or even Mother, for that matter. Ugh!

Just about that time Kagome came back. "I'm all ready, Inuyasha! I got my bag and books! Let's roll!"

"Feh."

And with that they jumped into the well.

"Mom! I'm back! And I brought Inuyasha with me, too!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs, walking through the front door of her family shrine. "Mom? Where are you?" She asked. Then she noticed a note on the fridge door.

Dear Kagome,

If you come home, we are currently at your Aunt Kaori's house, since she needed help remodeling her kitchen. We are very sorry if this left you at an inconvenience. Anyway, if you do come home, please feed Buyo ((A/n did I get that right?)) his dinner. If you need us, call 952-469-2078. Thank you!

Love,

Mom

P.S. There's a letter for you on the table.

"So, Kagome, where are they?" Inuyasha asked while walking in. "I would try to smell them out, but this place is covered in their scents. It'd be impossible!"

"They're at my mom's sister's house." Kagome replied, picking up her letter. It was black with an Evanescence sticker holding the flap down. I recognize this! Sam! Kagome squealed (causing Inuyasha to flatten his ears onto his head) and flopped onto the couch.

She carefully removed the Evanescence sticker and removed the letter. It was typed in blue Chiller font.

Hey Kag-

Thought I'd use up some time and type this in my favorite font. So, wazzup? I have had the usual going on. You know, going to hell- er, prison- er, school, fighting ghosts alongside Danny, having Tucker tease me about being an Ultra-Recyclo Vegetarian…the works. Paulina is still being a snotty little bitch (how Danny likes her I will never know…) and Dash is still the head football person. What are they called…? Oh yeah… quarterbacks! He sure is a quarterback…a big back and a quarter of a mind.

Anyways, I have big news! My parents said you and that half-demon from Feudal Japan with the cute doggy ears (Of course, I didn't say a 'half-demon from Feudal Japan with cute doggy ears,' I said 'Kagome's boyfriend.' Hope that's OK with you and Inuyasha!) could come and stay for two weeks! Or one…if it fits better with your Shikon Jewel Shard hunting. You and Inuyasha can talk to Sango, Miroku, and Shippo (Kirara, too!) about it.

Next, expenses. My family can pay for everything, since we're loaded. Plane tickets, new clothes, hats for Inu-chan (that is what we'll call him from now on…Inu-chan! I AM A GENIUS!), and well, anything else!

Call me on my cell at 651-491-0883. Catch ya later!

Your penpal,

Sam

"So…Who the hell is Sam…how does she know about me, Sango, Shippo, Kirara, and Miroku…and the Shikon Jewel…and why the hell does she think I'd want the nickname Inu-chan!" Inuyasha said in an oddly calm voice until near the end.

"In order: Sam is my penpal who lives in the United States of America (which is on the other side of the world). She knows about you and all the others and the Shikon jewel because I told her. And because it's completely and totally adorable!" Kagome replied.

"I thought the world was flat."

"Did you listen to anything I just said!"

"Uh…"

"SIT BOY!"

"Ugh!"

"Serves you right!" Kagome stuck out her tongue and picked up the cordless phone. "651-491-0883" She heard it ring three times before someone answered. ((A/n Sam talking is in stars () and Kagome talking is in these ("") Deal with it!))

Hello, this is Sam's cell phone. Who's there and what the hell do you want?

"Oh, thanks. I feel so loved."

Oh My God, Kagome! How are you? Did ya get my letter? How's Inu-chan?

"(muffled 'I hate that!') We're good…"

(muffled 'Who the hell is Kah-Goh-Mae?' and 'Shaddup, Tucker!') Same here…So, do you know if you can go or not?

"No, I just called to tell you that I read your letter."

(muffled 'Do you think she'd go out with me?' and 'No, she's probably not that dumb' and 'Thanks, Danny.') Well, call me when you know.

"Okay. Call you later! Oh, and tell Tucker I won't go out with him."

HAHAHA! Will do!

"Bye!"

Bye!

Kagome hung up and walked over to the couch where Inuyasha was currently sitting. "Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?" Kagome whimpered. "I haven't seen her in a year and a half. I was gonna go visit her awhile ago, but I didn't, 'cause I knew you'd be mad. I've sacrificed a lot for you. Can't you sacrifice some jewel shard hunting time just for me?"

((A/n That is the SAPPIEST thing I've ever written…))

Inuyasha was currently thinking this over. If we go, then I'd have some time alone with Kagome. Well, without Miroku and his perverted ways. Plus, it'll make her happy. I'll go, and for two weeks. For her. Not me. "Okay. We can go. And for two weeks, since last time I stopped you."

"Really?" She squeaked.

Inuyasha showed his famous smirk and nodded his head up and down.

Kagome squealed and jumped up and hugged him. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! We have so much to do! We have to pack, buy you some clothes, call Sam, tell her we're going, buy me some new clothes, get our plane tickets, tell the others, the works!...But…First I have to call Mom!" She ran over to the cordless and quickly put in 952-469-2078. ((A/n Mom Kag ""))

Hello, this is Aoi Higurashi, answering for Kaori Higurashi. What can I do for you?

"Mom? It's Kagome."

Why, hello dear! What do you need?

"Can me and Inuyasha go to America for two weeks to visit Sam?"

Well, I don't see why not!

"Really?"

Sure! (muffled 'Sota's eating the paint again Aoi!') Oh, I have to go, honey! Good-bye!

"Bye!"

Kagome slammed the phone onto the receiver and said to Inuyasha, "Let's go."

Taco-chan: The next chapter is all Danny Phantom!

Notes: They all speak American in this story! Learn to deal!

Ages:

Sam, Danny, Tucker, and Kagome: 15

Inuyasha: Actual age, not including time he was stuck to a tree- 150. ((Let me explain: In the third movie, Sounga is unsealed 200 years after it was first sealed. Inuyasha was born on the day it was sealed. He was stuck to a tree for 50 years. 200 – 50 150. That is Inuyasha's age)) visible age- 15

Yazi-san ((my pain in the ass older sister/editor/reviser)): To all the people whose brains have already rotted for the summer (Taco-chan, that means you) the phone numbers were fake. It would be funny if it turned out they were real. Taco-chan is a bitch for all the things she said to me in the past 24 hours. If she makes fun of any of my favorite characters I will virtually kill her. That's all I can do without being sent to juvy. If you want more kill Taco-chan laughs, check out my fic.

Taco-chan: Kill Taco-chan lau-? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

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