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"Urahara Shōten! We're closed right now, but if you call back in a few hours..."

"Hello? This isn't Papa John's Pizza? Damn, damn, damn...!"

"Uh, sir? I believe you have the wrong number?"

"You wouldn't happen to know a digital security specialist, would you?"

"I'm afraid not, 'tho I may have something else that may interest..."

"No, no, that's quite alri- Darn you Marty! I thought I told you to stay away from my portable phone!"

"..."

"No, I don't care if its April first! I sincerely apologize for this, but my friend decided to alter my saved contacts."

"I see. Well, it seems that you have everything well in hand , mister...?"

"Doctor. Dr. Emmett Brown."

"Well Dr. Brown, I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing. Cheers!"