Hetalia axis powers: Son of 50.
By Austin Butterbaugh
As I walked into the world conference, I wondered if I would see Vladimir again. It has been 2 years. I mean, he is my other father besides Alfred. But I knew if I walked into the conference room with Alfred, we would get looks, even from Vladimir, Frances, Honda, Ludwig, Feliciano, Lovino, and Arthur. We went in and, as I expected, we got looks. Alfred explained that I was his son and this was the first world conference I came to. After a few minutes, people came to like me. Alfred and I soon found where we would sit for the conference.
I actually enjoyed the conference. Arthur started it off by telling of what problems we faced, but Frances cut him off by saying what his problems. Which lead to a fist fight between Arthur and Frances. Everyone had mixed reactions of this: Honda face palmed, Feliciano anime fell over, which lead to his curl getting caught around his chair and lead to moaning, Ludwig tried to stop it but after a few tries, he gave up and tried it get Feliciano's curl unstuck, Vladimir and Alfred laughed there asses off until they fell out of their chairs. And as for me, I sat there, calmer than normal. Oh I forgot to mention, the reason I am always calm is because when my emotions change, they go haywire. So I must stay calm so if I change to the wrong emotion, no one can get hurt.
But it was fucking hilarious. I mean, why would that not be funny. Everyone was either fighting or laughing. Soon it started to bother me until I cracked. For some reason, I could not control my rage.