Author's note: I got bored and this idea just sorta came. Not planned Anyway! Me and my friend just made it through the endless 8! We kinda didn't know it was coming! After LOTS of flopping screaming into pillows, pillow fights and taking out anger on phones…WE MADE IT THROUGH! Poor Japanese people must have been traumatized… yeah, anyhow we were dicussing fanfictions and we boh came up with this idea! Hope you like it! Please review after reading!

Chapter 1: So the randomness begins!

"KYON GET UP!"

"No way."

"KYOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"Do I have to?"

"YES!"

"I'll take that as a no…"

"Fine! I guess I'll have to drag you out of bed!"

"Do what you want…"

It was while his sister was pulling him out of his warm bed when Kyon was wondering if an alarm clock was really necessary when he had his little sister barge in every morning.

Half-a-dread-filled-hour-later

"Yo." Kyon said as he walked past Haruhi who was siting at her desk with her head in her hand.

"Hey," She looked up "why is Yuki here?" Looking to the door Kyon saw the girl carrying a book and shuffling towards him.

"Uh," He was about to tell her that she shouldn't be in their homeroom, but something about her expression told him that she didn't care. He opened his mouth to say something else but before the words even formed in his mind he got a book shoved in his face.

"Wha-?"

"Read it."

"But-"

"As soon as you get free time at lunch-break."

"O-ok…" He took the book from her. Demons of the world and exorcism, huh. Makes a change from aliens. Does she want me to meet her after school again? Or is it just some damn prank? He thought. He turned the book so the spine faced upwards and flicked through the pages looking for a bookmark or a note of some kind. When he was unsuccessful he slid the book in his bag and sighed.

Two awful hours later

Kyon ate his lunch faster than usual to avoid most of Tanaguchi's rants about how it was anyone's fault but his when women ignored him. He wandered outside and sat on the grass and pulled the book out of his bag and started to read.

Demons can appear in any shape or form. Certain people can see these demons and no matter what form they take on these people will always see the demon there. No matter what. These people could be human, esper or simply reincarnated from the past. But there is only one style of person who can actually destroy these demons from hell. They are exorcists. No shit Sherlock. Exorcists of today are rare and also very unique. They appear human but it is said that they descended form espers. Wow so Koizumi is actually linked to exorcists. In olden times, humans used to train to become exorcists but they never became full exorcists. The most they could do was simply remove demons that got caught in a human soul. As for modern times people rarely train like this anymore. True exorcists are born when the moon is full on clear night of grey. Clear night of grey? What the hell? It may take a while for their powers to awaken, if they do at all. Many people will live life without even knowing of he wonders they could have done for the world. Reminds me of a certain someone who doesn't know her powers. Oh crap lunch-break's nearly over. I'd better get to class.

Getting up while moaning about how stiff he was, he headed over to his next class.

When school FINALLY finished

Kyon huffed and shuffled out of his classroom,

"What's up with you? Ugh! Come ON!" Haruhi Grabbed him by the tie and yanked him in the direction of the club room. She rammed the door open, making Mikuru jump out of her skin.

"Y-you scared me!" She half-laughed, though Kyon knew that she was secretly petrified of Haruhi.

"So, what are we-…you planning on doing today?"

"We'll wait until Koizumi's here, then the whole club will be here!" Haruhi beamed.

"Yeah so?" Kyon mumbled.

"Whaddya mean so? I can't afford having him miss out on anything important!"

10 very boring minutes later

"OH GOD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?" Haruhi screamed and stormed out of the room. Kyon relaxed and sat back.

"Did you read it?" Yuki mumbled.

"Uh- yeah, its kinda…how to put it…interesting! I never would have thought that-"

"How far?"

"Sorry?"

"How far through it did you get?"

"Uh- I think I've nearly finished the first page…" Yuki turned her head back to her book. Was she really giving him the book so she could dimply discuss it with someone? Was she FINALLY showing some emotion? Kyon mentally laughed to himself. It was impossible. There was no way that…wait was she biting her lip? It was true! If you looked at her from the right angle she looked nervous!

"Hey, whats-"

"I'm back!" Yelled he last voice Kyon wanted to hear. Looking over to her Kyon saw that she was smirking while holding Koizumi's wrist. Koizumi, with that uncanny smile of his, was rubbing the back of his head while laughing awkwardly.

"Sorry, a friend of mine needed help finding his missing watch!" He laughed. When Haruhi let go, He pulled up a chair and sat down. While Haruhi stood on a chair and raised her arm in her usual fashion

"So anyway, I was thinking, what we need is...huh?" It was rare for Haruhi to randomly stop mid-sentence and stare at the door. So as any normal person would expect, everyone turned round to see what had attracted Haruhi's attention.

Stood there, was a young girl, looking the same age as everyone in the room. (With the exception of Miss Asahina and Miss Nagato. God knows how old they were at the time!) She had short black hair which would probably have gently brushed against her shoulders if she'd untie it from her high ponytail which was slightly longer than Haruhi's. She wasn't too short or too tall. She was about a head shorter than Kyon. Her eyes were a solid grey, but looking at them she may well have walked in holding a massive sign saying Hi! I'm getting the shit scared out of me here! She was holding the door frame gently but her grip tightened when her eyes met Haruhi's

"A visitor!" Haruhi bounced off the chair but she was only halfway across the room when Itsuki go to her first.

"Kat? What's the matter?" He crept up to her in a way that was quite strange, like he had known her all of his life. Plus. Kyon had never heard that one of voice before.

"Huh? Itsuki? You know this girl?" Haruhi stopped mid-bound and relaxed. "That's great!" She yelled and shoved her into Koizumi's seat.

"So why have you come? Got any mysterious happening you wanna share with us No wait don't tell me! You've come to tell us something we don't know about Itsuki aren't you!" Haruhi yelled and slammed her hands on the table and pointed at this girl so dramatically she flinched.

"Look. Haruhi. Calm down. She probably came because Itsuki forgot something. She looks like she's in our year, she's probably in his class." Turning to this girl he sighed and said "Sorry but what's your name?"

"My name is Katarina Koizumi. As you have probably guessed, I'm Itsuki's sister." She had a stronger voice than Kyon had expected. It wasn't gentle like Miss Asahina's or Miss Nagato's. But it wasn't too loud or annoying like Haruhi's.

"If you must know I came to see if Itsuki was ok." Her eyes! He pupils were like pinpricks in granite! She was cold. Ice cold. Her arms folded and her eyes narrowed. You did NOT want to piss her off. But Haruhi was about to.

"Well! Can you get any more boring?" Haruhi scoffed.

"Excuse me? Just because you're too used too getting your own way doesn't mean you can play around with people like they're puppets!" Hm. Yeah. BIG mistake girl. Koizumi's gonna be VERY busy with the giants tonight! But, if she's his sister then shouldn't she be…!

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!" Haruhi yelled as she walked out of the door. Katarina froze. She twitched.

"WELL I JUST DID BITCH!" She screamed. Haruhi stepped back. Speechless…for once.

"Y-YOU- YOU- YOU LOW-LIFE!" Haruhi screamed and started to run. Thankfully Koizumi caught her before any damage was done.

"Kat it's really time for you to-" Too late. She had already left. After the commotion Haruhi got into one of her moods and left.

"I'll give her a lecture or something when she gets home." Koizumi left.

"I-I need to leave soon." Miss Asahina said, Kyon left. Before he could make his way down the corridor he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"…Please." Miss Nagato mumbled

"Hm? Please what?" Kyon turned around, slightly disturbed by what was going on.

"Read more of the book I gave you."

"Yeah, sure I'll put off my homework since I don't have much."

"It is vital." And with that, she walked off.

Kyon huffed. I'm exausted. Not that I know why. What happened today was nothing compared to what I've been through. He looked to the sky. I wonder if the girls are both ok? That Katarina really knows how to control a verbal fight. Since when did she go to our school anyway? I've never seen her around. She's a prime example of how looks can fool you. She looked so timid and shy, but I've only seen Haruhi that mad once before and that was me. He winced at the memory. Even if she isn't an esper, shouldn't she know about closed space and all that stuff? What if- What he hell? Stood (Well, floating) before him was one of the most freakish things he had ever seen! Compared to this Shinjin, Haruhi, Koizumi's uncanny smile, Asakura turning evil, The talking cat, the frog costume, Mikuru beams and the memory of Tsuruya drugging Miss Asahina…were as scary as falling asleep in a warm bed when it came to this- this- this THING! It was like…someone had cut a body in half, put a load of black material over its head and dragged it Haruhi-style through all of the hedges and other…pointy…spiky things that rip clothes! Only it wasn't the clothes that were ripped. It was a part of this thing! The "ripped ends" of the "Cloth" was ever so slightly transparent yet, still black. Clear, yet red, blood dripped from the monster as its rugged breath went in and out. But it was more maroon than red. It tried to tilt its head to the side, but instead the whole thing came off! Well, nearly anyway, it was hanging on by a thin black sheet of "Skin." Clearly making Kyon want to puke. The monster shoved its head back to the correct position and lunged. Kyon tried to doge but…

Author's note: WOW! This took a while to write! Please review!