new fic!!! YAY!! I thought of this and had to get it down on the internet! not, repeat not, a oneshot! yes to yaoi, but later on. i think you guys will like this one!!!! i hope you enjoy!!!! yes, i know i might be taking on a challenge handling all of these fics at once... I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE!!! anyway, there's nothing better to do when you have a story on your mind.
couples: Hidakaku
Disclaimer: Dun own naruto!!! shocker!!!
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A tall man wearing a rippped jail outfit dragged himself down a path in the woods. He rested up against a tree and fell flat on his bottom with an 'oof'. His breathing was a bit unsteady, but not on the brink of death. He stared up to the midnight sky. Wondering how he had escaped. He closed his eyes to reminice.
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"Stop that man!" yelled one of the guards.
The escapee let the stitches on his arms go and his arm detached. His hand clutched the guards neck and killed him.
"Kakuzu! Get back in your cell!" shouted another guardsmen.
Kakuzu ripped the back of his shirt off and let the masks free themselves. The one mask blew a blast of wind to the hallway full of guards. Kakuzu smirked under his mask. He climbed on the back of the monster mask thing, jumped through the ceiling and out of the building. The guards picked up some of his scent and followed him. After they caught up, Kakuzu killed them and stole their hearts. Replacing the ones that were destroyed.
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Kakuzu wondered how he had made it out alive. he closed his eyes to rest. He had lost a lot of chakra and needed to get it back. Escaping from jail was hard!
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Kakuzu woke to a calm campfire. He didn't remember building a campfire. He couldn't have. He was to tired. Kakuzu sat up so he could get a good look at how the fire was made. Nope, he for surely did not make it. The fire was made too sloppily for him to have ever made it.
Kakuzu sat up a little more to see a little albino boy. He appeared to be 16. He had white hair. He wore a blue sweatshirt and jeans. He was sleeping against a different tree. He looked as if he was kicked out of his village too. He also had his hitai ate scratched right over the symbol. 'Annoying brat.' Kakuzu thought.
Kakuzu stood up, clenching his damaged arm. He walked over to the kid and nudged him a bit with his foot. He sleepily opened his eyes. He had bright purpley- pink colored eyes. He rubbed his head a bit. Before yelling at poor Kakuzu.
"What the fuck? I was trying to sleep, dumb ass!" the kid said.
"Respect your elders." Kakuzu replied, rolling his eyes.
"Fuck respect." the boy shouted.
Kakuzu smacked him upside the head.
"Watch your language." Kakuzu monotonously said, sitting back down near the fire.
The zealot flipped him off while he wasn't paying attention.
"What's your name kid?" Kakuzu asked, not really caring.
"Hidan, you?" the albino asked, scooting next to Kakuzu.
"I'm Kakuzu. Now leave." the masked man said.
"Why the fuck should I?" He asked.
"Because you'll be killed if you don't. I'm an escaped criminal." Kakuzu said pointing to his hitai ate.
"I won't get fucking killed! I'm fuckin' immortal! Anyway, I'm a criminal too!" Hidan ranted.
"Then why are you here?" Kakuzu asked.
"...Because I don't have anywhere else to go." Hidan said quietly.
"That means go find some random person and hang out with them?" Kakuzu asked rhetorically.
There was silence. "I saw you fighting. You're strong, so I thought you'd be able to protect me. I mean, I am only a kid!" Hidan ranted again.
"So." Kakuzu stated.
"SO... I thought you'd let me follow you." Hidan shouted
"No." Kakuzu said, fidddling with the fire.
"Please! I won't get in the way! I promise!" Hidan begged.
"... you get in the way, I'll decapitate you and leave you in the mud." Kakuzu sighed.
"Thank you!" The boy screamed, giving Kakuzu a big hug.
"Get. Off." Kakuzu said irritated.
"Sorry! Got excited." Hidan said embarrassed.
Kakuzu's stomach started to growl. He heard Hidan's stomach too. He thought about where the nearest village was. He stood up.
"Come on. Let's get going." Kakuzu demanded.
Hidan obeyed and stood up. He grabbed his rosary from the ground, put it on, and followed Kakuzu.
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"Where we gonna eat?" Hidan asked.
Him and Kakuzu had been walking for ten minutes and arrived at the nearest village. Kakuzu got some money from the bank and bought himself cheap, new clothes. They were now on their way to eat.
"You pick." Kakuzu said.
"Um... how 'bout that one?" Hidan asked pointing to a fast food restaurant.
"You stay here. I'll be right back. Don't cause havoc." Kakuzu said.
"No, you don't know what I like." Hidan shouted.
"*sigh* fine." Kakuzu said.
They entered the McDonalds. Hidan gazed at all the different foods. He was amazed that there were that many foods.
"What's with you?" Kakuzu asked.
"I've never seen anything like this." Hidan said, still gazing at the wonderful foods.
After minutes of debating, Hidan got a number 10 and Kakuzu got a number 6. Kakuzu harrased the cashier for exact change. Hidan started ranting about how greedy Kakuzu was. It all ended when the manager banned them from that McDonalds.
"Thanks for getting us kicked out." Kakuzu said, taking his food and putting it into his pocket.
"It's your fucking fault for being such a money whore!" Hidan screamed.
"A... money whore?" Kakuzu rubbed his temples.
"Yeah! A fucking money whore. Why aren't you eating? You worked so hard for it." Hidan teased.
"I'm not hungry." Kakuzu's stomach growled right at that statement.
"Got a better fucking excuse?" Hidan snickered.
"You'd be afraid of me." Kakuzu said.
"What do you mean? Are you self concious?" Hidan poked Kakuzu's mask.
"No, and quit doing that!" Kakuzu yelled.
"Yeah little boy. Quit that." a strange voice said.
Kakuzu and Hidan turned around to find themselves staring into a thick fog. Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's sleeve in fright. "Get off of me." Kakuzu demanded. Hidan couldn't talk. He couldn't see anything, he felt alone. "Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled, pulling himself closer to Kakuzu. 'What torture did your soul go through?' Kakuzu thought. He let one of the masks come out. It fought the ninja. The attacker appeared before Kakuzu.
"What do you want?" Kakuzu asked. They were in a different dimension.
"You have a pretty penny on your death." the ninja smirked.
"Sa... Sasune?! Is... is that you?" Kakuzu gasped.
"Nice guess Uncle 'Kuzu." Sasune said.
"Kakuzu... Kakuzu! KAKUZU!" Hidan yelled, pulling Kakuzu from his trance like state.
"Sasune! Show yourself!" Kakuzu yelled, going from a sitting position to a standing position.
He breathed heavily. Hidan grabbed the bottom of his pants and tugged.
"Hey, did you have a bad dream or what?" Hidan asked.
Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "What happened?"
"You let that stringy thing out and the ninja stuck some sort of spike in your neck. Then you fell asleep. I thought you were dead! Dumbass! Don't do that to me!" Hidan explained.
Kakuzu looked at Hidan. Kakuzu rubbed his eyes only to find something missing. He would yell at Hidan in a second. 'Was that really Sasune? If it was, why would he want to exchangfe my body for money? He respects Kira's wishes. Everything is so confusing.' Kakuzu thought.
"Hey! You listening to me?" Hidan yelled.
Kakuzu plopped back on the ground, to Hidan's level.
"Where's my mask?" Kakuzu asked.
"Um... I don't know." Hidan said guiltily.
"Give it." Kakuzu demanded.
"You look better without it." Hidan said pulling the mask from his sleeve.
"You care how I look?" Kakuzu snickered.
Hidan huffed and turned away. "Sorry for giving you a compliment." Hidan bitched. Kakuzu put his hand on top of Hidan's head and messed up his hair. "What the fuck was that for?" Hidan yelled, glaring an inch away from Kakuzu's face. "No reason." Kakuzu teased. "Fucking bitch." Hidan responded, shivering. "You cold." Kakuzu asked, almost concerned. "A little." Hidan said, hugging his arms. Kakuzu motioned for him to come here. Hidan scooted over to Kakuzu. He wrapped his arm around Hidan and pulled him close. "What the fuck! Are you gay or something?" Hidan struggled to break free of Kakuzu's grasp.
"You wanna' be cold or warm?" Kakuzu asked.
"...warm." Hidan mumbled, wiggling closer to Kakuzu.
"Don't think this means I won't decapitate your head." Kakuzu reassured.
"Face it dumbass. You like me." Hidan said smirking.
"You like me back." Kakuzu smiked back.
Hidan frowned and whispered, "So."
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So cute! they are so easy to put together!! hope you liked!!!! please R&R!!! thank you! XD X3