My name is Myst Hannibal Angelweave, my hair is really long, (almost to my buttocks), and I am super pale with golden eyes and sometimes when I go into the sun I sparkle in the dark. This is because I do not like the sun because pale people do not like the sun duh. I am 17 years old and I go to high-school. All the boys at the high school like me but I don't like dem back because they are immature. "Myst is such a goth bitch" the boys say and the preppy girls are all like "Yah look at her with her perfect alabaster skin and her beautiful dark hair, she think she's so fetch but girl she's really like wtf" (They said double u tee eff, not what the fck!).

So one day I was really depressed so I came to class late with redness ardoun my eyes... all the preps whispered really quitely (but I could hear becz I have good hearing, my mother says) "omg she probably was cutting herself and doing drugsssss).

But then I hear a voice it was very deep and sexi like chocolate in a volcano from a mexican drama (but no mexican accent because that is not cool, only lawnmowers can do that) and I looked up and I saw that my anatomy teacher had been replced by a pale and tall pretty man. He had curly dark hair and pale eyes and the girls in the class were all like ewww his skin is just like Mysts! So pale and porcelian and angel like grossssss...

what I liked most about him though was his dark hair it was so darked it looked like all he did for fun was sit in the corner and listen to MCR (omg MCR!11) and like

I was thinking that this man would be my soulmate.

Then he came over and introduced himself as my new anatomy techer and he said in his very deep and sexi voice...

"my name is Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes. You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen everywhere and i've been to a lot of placed including india" (Because he is a detective and they go places"

So all the boys in my class we're saying stuff like "Eww this is so gross... why Myst? It's not like she's the most beautiful most intelligent most delicate female figure to walk this earth" (They meant to say I was).

So I was really stunned by thisz beautiful detective so I was like okay, lets go listen to some owl city.

And he was like "owl city is my favorite band wow you are so intellectual, you must be the smartest most well educated women I've ever meet because your taste in music is so obscure."

So he took me out of class (in front of everyone) and then he took of my bar and stook his member into my crevice (Ouch1! BUT I Didn't say this becuz I was trying to impress him by being mature) then he raped me, I had babies and that baby was called John Watson.