Caveman: I am caveman
Ellie: Caveman, you say?
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie (big smile on face): Well, Mr. Caveman, would u tell us what you do for work?
Caveman: Pick up rock
Ellie (sound of sympathy):Sounds challenging.
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: Mr. Caveman, how many friends do you have? You seem to be the strong, silent type.
Caveman (confused) :Friends?
Ellie, (flipping through script): Yeah, maybe we shouldn't get into that.
Caveman (deadpan) : Grunt
Ellie (acting interested) :Oh, wow. Where did you get that clothing? It looks absolutely fantastic! Is it Armani?
Caveman: Me tear off of Buffalo
Ellie (continuing as if she didn't hear): Have you ever thought of becoming a designer?
Caveman (staring into space): Grunt
Ellie: Well, I have no doubt you would be amazing, you could make millions!
Caveman (suddenly interested): Million? Million what?
Ellie: Money, Mr. Caveman, money.
Caveman (clapping hands): Ooooh!
Ellie: Yes. Quite.
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: I'm assuming you are quite the ladies man. Talented, young, quiet, and very athletic.
Caveman: Me. Chase. Dinosaur.
Ellie (looking around for help): Quite the speech, Mr. Caveman. Do you have any children, by chance?
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie (confused): So that would be a no?
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: A yes?
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: I can't even keep up with your amazing vocabulary, sir. Where did you go to College?
Caveman: Huh?
Ellie: C-O-L-L-E-G-E?
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: Sounds fantastic.
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie (trying to think of a topic): Do you play any sports?
Caveman: Kill dinosaur.
Ellie (bored): Huh. How does that work? Any rules?
Caveman: Kill dinosaur.
Ellie (trying to wrap it up): Wow. Sounds fun!
Caveman: Grunt
Ellie: Is there anything you would like to say to the audience before our show ends?
Caveman: Rock.
Ellie (tired): Thank you very much, Mr. Caveman.
Ellie: Please tune in to our next show ladies and gentlemen, where we host the amazing talents of The Organic Orangutan!
*Next program!*
Ohmygod, you scrolled all the way to the bottom?
You need a hobby. O.O