There's secret, troubling, fun explorations in meki's pants
"I want spaghetti with meatballs tomorrow"
said meki as he licked the bottom of nuki's feet
Who giggled like a little girl but still triing to make his usual rant and failing horribly
but the giggling stopped and turned into gasps when meki pulled the handcuffs and whip out from his pants
Where he found room in those tight leather pants for handcuffs and a whip is still a mystery to this day
so nuki decided to explore the leather pants... but he suddenly fell down them..into a magical wonderland!!
The magical wonderland of Doumeki, where all Doumeki's emotions are scattered in seperate enties,. Let's go meet them shall we.
as nuki began his quest searching for meki's different emotions, he began to wonder why all of their sexual escapades led up to something like bottomless pants...no pun intended.
and why he never actually got any (poor sexually frustrated Nuki)
just thinking about not getting any made him angry- and before he knew it, he started running... until a tapdancing dragon crossed his path
which caused him to skid to a hault and stare, when he was over being mute he asked "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?" at the top of his lungs. In response he recieved only a giggle and a blown kiss, "Why spontanaity of course my dear Kimi-chan" and with that the dragon ran off whooping like bugs bunny
and then nuki felt his hands move by himself...they were being controlled by the dragon's blown kiss...and he was somehow managing to grope himself!
Just then a very smexy version of Meki slinked out from behind a tree, he was sex in shoes and breathed "Oh pardon me that would be my doing." indicating Nuki's hands where they were rubbing him in fun naughty places.
sexy meki approached the disturbed (but liking it!) nuki and snapped his fingers only to reveal...
that his clothes were hooked to the snapper (like the clapper you know clap on clap off, on it's with snapping ) and he was now completely naked except for the silly boxers that said the man with an arrow point up and the legend pointing to his fun fun bits
nuki began to stutter "i-i don't want to do it like this- not in your pants...well yes in your pants..and maybe in mine too...but NOT IN THIS KIND OF PANTS"
"Pity" and with a snap he was dressed and gone. After gathering his wits enough to stand Nuki set off in search of the next Meki, but what he found made it hard not to laugh. After all who can help laughing at Emos?
"nuuuuuuuuuukiiiii let's play the acoustic guitar and slit hearts in our wrists together" an oddly mopey meki murmured(that should be a tongue twister.)
But the dark cloud and bad music forced Nuki into a hasty retreat, only to nearly trip over yet another Meki who was wearing a cute frilly apron and taking cookies out of the OVEN!
"here you go, sweet cheeks" Apron meki says as he hands him a big plate of cookies, "Go ahead and try one, they're my secret recipe." Nuki was hesitant at first, but he took a bite and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. He blasted out of meki's pants hard as a rock and then they made sweet love as meki licked the cookie crumbs off nuki's face.
The end.