recordings set, automatic recordings system's check! now, huh hum! who should we start with... ugh yes, lord megatron, my all-great "MASTER", he, like many decepticons, is not very kind or good with emotions, as for my view for "MY" "MASTER" he... is a arrogant monster! he abuses me, verbally and physically! all-though he is wise... most of the time, a-lot of the time he is deceived by his own delusions, i dare to say it! my master is a imbecile! - STARSCREAM.
now who... hmm... ugh yes, what a sick turn of irony has flew itself into my hands, OPTIMUS PRIME, what once was a weak librarian became a signal of "FREEDOM" for the autobots, of course in "no-part" thanks too me, and by that i mean do you really think that optimus prime became so much like a... SOLDER on his own, you dont just become like that over-night, he had too see what life really was, so megatron showed him, and do you know who was with him, YES me the great starscream, all you autobots can thank me for your goodie two shoes leader. - STARSCREAM.
are yes, i know who now the little scout always with optimus prime, the yellow one um... ugh! bumblebee, the brave little scout hmm, he is a rather hard one too describe, and thats a complement (trust me) there aren't many cybertronians who i the great starscream cant describe. this BOT, always seems too stop my plans, he is just a plain pest!
hmm, the good doctor, ratchet, this old-medic bot, is just the worst! back in his younger days he was a kind brave medic who one day gave me a big wak! but since his MANY encounters with death he has grown old, and lazy! someone should just put him out of his misery.
augh! this bot! hot rod! he is... just so plain annoying! i dont know how the autobots handle him like seriously. he always wants too prove himself too prime, doesn't he realize he will NEVER be on the same level as optimus prime, i hope one day someone tells him that.
soundwave, this emotion-less monster only serves one bot and that is megatron, and for that i will always despise him! one thing too note if you find this cause i know you know everything abut this ship soundwave, this is all a joke.
demolisher, demolisher is a bruit! he demolishes everything in sight! including Energon scraps!
CYCLONE, this cackling maniac is just a pure idiot! he cant even tell his Exhaust from his head! just pure idiocy!
bulkhead, bulkhead, bulkhead this autobot is surprisingly intelligent for a brawler. he is oh-so a worthy opponent (i know right strange, a autobot who is worthy to face me starscream, very peculiar).
hotshot, this bot! is so fast, i always try to get him and what happens he says a corny joke and then knocks me over! i just really hate him!
TO BE CONTINUED...