Takes place in late in Season 7. This idea came from Questionablelight- THANK you!
So, this is dedicated to her and all my faithful reviewers.
"It's SG-1 IDC, sir."
General Hammond smiled. His top team was returning. "Open the iris!"
It opened and the four walked through, scowling.
"SG-1, are you alright?" General Hammond asked hurrying into the gate room, concern written across his face.
"No, sir, I'm not!" Carter snapped.
"Major Carter?" the General asked bewildered.
"COLONEL O'Neill is being mean to me!" She said crossing her arms.
The General glanced over at Jack. "Colonel?"
"She's lying, sir, she's being mean to ME!"
"Both of you are brats!" Daniel proclaimed throwing down his backpack. "And I hate those," He said kicking it.
"I wish nourishment immediately!" Teal'c called.
"What's going on?" The General asked helplessly.
Jack pinched Carter, which made her retaliate.
"You two stop it!" He unconsciously ordered.
They froze. "WHY?" Jack demanded.
"Because I said too."
Sam and Jack looked at each other then shrugged/
The gate doors opened and Janet walked in.
"General, Sergeant Harriman summoned me, sir," she said scanning the SG team looking for signs of injuries.
At the sight of her, the four started back.
"Sir?" Janet asked curiously.
"She's mean!" Jack said pointing a finger at Janet.
"She sticks needles in us!" Daniel added.
"General?" Janet repeated. "What's going on?"
He shrugged. "Take them to the infirmary," he ordered some SF's nearby.
All four screamed and dashed away only to be persued by the SF's and dragged forcefully to the infirmary
"Nothing?" General Hammond hollered, "Look at them!" He demanded, pointing a finger at his fighting team.
Janet sighed. "We've run every test we can, sir, there is just... Nothing"
Carter walked up slowly to the General. "Sir, can we have some ice-cream, PLEASE?" She begged fluttering her eyelashes.
"Doctor?"
"It should be okay-"
"I meant, look at them! They are behaving like children!"
Sam glared at him. "I am not behaving wike a wittle kid!" She protested
General Hammond smiled involuntarily
"Sir?" Janet questioned
"Major Carter could not pronounce the letter 'L' until she was nearly six. It drove her crazy."
"I can to say 'L,'" Sam protested, stamping her foot.
"Major Carter, go sit down" He said firmly.
"No."
He stared at her until she squirmed.
"Fine!" She shouted stomping over to the bed and sitting down.
"It's like their brains have gone back to being five again."
General Hammond shook his head. "Do you think this is contagious?"
Janet looked thoughtful. "I don't think so, sir. They more likely ate or drank something there, that caused this."
He sighed. "I need to go alert the President about this, can you keep an eye on them?" He asked gesturing to them.
She nodded. "Sure, sir."
He sighed again and left the room.
She turned back to them. 'How hard can it be?' She asked herself.
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