A/N: My friends and I came up with this story after watching the first Harry Potter once again. Enjoy!

P.S- Beware of random ridiculousness.

Disclaimer: We do not own the Harry Potter Puppet Pals, or any references. Also, we do not own Harry Potter or High School Musical.

THE NEW AND IMPROVED ENDING OF HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE!

"Shimmy Shimmy!"

It was the end of the school year at Hogwarts and Ron, Hermione and Harry were boarding the train home. Suddenly, Ginny Weasley appeared on the steps decked out in a wedding dress. The light summer breeze ruffled her bright red hair under her veil. Hermione waved her wand and her black school robes transformed into an identical white dress, her hair pulled into an elegant up-do.

Harry and Ron walked up to Ginny and Hermione and said in the same loving tone of voice, "May I have this marriage?" Suddenly, Harry grabbed a conveniently placed rose and placed in his mouth. Then he began to shimmy with his new wife, Ginny. May we mention that he is ELEVEN?!?!?!?!

Anyway, Hermione dropped her basilisk fangs, which she happened to be carrying for no apparent reason, and kissed Ron full on the mouth. At that moment, the two started to disco, even though that is SO seventies.

Professor Sprout barged in on the kissing party and announced, "You are officially married! You may kiss your bride...um...again."

Then, Neville appeared out of nowhere and pronounced his undying love for his herbology teacher. "Merlin's pants, I love you, Professor Sprout!"

Professor Sprout turned a violent shade of magenta that Uncle Vernon would have been jealous of. "Um...um...I...have to...um...go now." She ran out of the train screaming and Neville followed her out.

Suddenly, Ron broke up his kiss with Hermione, who looked disappointed at this fact. He bent over and picked something up to show Harry and Ginny, who had stopped shimmying for the moment. "I've found the source of the music! It's a pipe bomb! YAY!"

Before it could blow up, Harry and Ginny shimmied off holding hands into the sunset in the direction of the sushi bar. Ron and Hermione followed. All of a sudden, the pipe bomb, instead of killing everyone in the vicinity, sent Voldemort (who was in the middle of singing about himself) onto the set of High School Musical.

Gabriella had broken up with Troy and started dating Ryan. Voldemort, who was seriously confused, began dancing with the nearest evil girl, who happened to be Sharpay.

Troy was sobbing hysterically in the corner, where only Zeke was attempting to comfort him. Everybody else was a bit preoccupied with the sudden appearance of a seriously dark wizard who Sharpay was now shimmying with. Zeke was offering everyone escargot.

No one was paying attention to the pipe bomb lying to the side of the bleachers, which was getting redder by the second. In a few more seconds, Bellatrix Lestrange burst into being, shoving Sharpay aside. "MY VOLDY!" she shrieked. "Narcissa and Andromeda might not like you, but I DO!"

An expression of bliss crossed Bellatrix's face. "Hey! I said 'I do!' Now we're married! Please kiss the bride!"

Voldemort was about to respond, when the pipe bomb grew red again and Narcissa Malfoy and Andromeda Tonks flew into the scene. They screamed and tried fighting off Voldemort, who killed both of them in an instant. "CISSY!" Bellatrix yelled, then changed her mind about how much she actually cared about her younger sister. "At least I have you, Voldy," she added romantically.

Suddenly, the pipe bomb went off, and everyone died.

Rita Skeeter Apparated into the destroyed gym of East High. She looked around. "Interesting... Harry Potter has done it again," she murmured, and began scribbling furiously in her notebook.

THE END!

A/N: We hope you liked it! (And have fun with the sushi.) R&R!