A/N: Hello everybody!! It's been so long!! School just got out recently so I'm free for the summer! Anyways this is an AIM and I hope you like it!!
werewolvessmellreallybad /Edward
emmett'sapain /Rosalie
dr.cullen1800s /Carlisle
iluvshopping4me /Alice
noonecankeepthishouseclean /Esme
ilikebigtrucks /Emmett
ihatemoodswings /Jasper
iluvvamps /Bella
iluvshopping4me: Hey Bella, I didn't know you had an AIM.
iluvvamps: Yeah, I just got it like 2 days ago, and I haven't had a chance to get on it yet.
ihatemoodswings: Alice, where did you put my socks? You know, I can't go an hour without my favorite blue socks with the little guns on them.
iluvvamps: Okaaay then...it's nice to see you too Jasper.
ihatemoodswings: ...if you ever tell anyone about this, I swear I will hunt you down and kill you!!
werewolvessmellreallybad: Excuse me? Did you just tell my girlfriend that you were going to kill her if she told anyone about your obsessive sock disorder?
ihatemoodswings:...uh...no?
emmett'sapain: Jasper, I can hear Edward coming down the hall...what did you do? His face is scrunched up in anger and confusion...
emmett'sapain: wait a minute...Jasper where are you hiding??
ihatemoodswings: Why do you assume I am hiding?
emmett'sapain: Hi Bella, it's...um...very nice to see you...and Jasper...Edward just broke your door down...
iluvshopping4me: LOL I can hear him too. Jasper if I were you, I would move to a different hiding space other then underneath your floorboards...whoops...
werewolvessmellreallybad: So that's where he is, is he. JASPER IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU NEED TO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
iluvvamps: How can he run for his life if he's dead?
ilikebigtrucks: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense...HI BELLA!! HOW ARE YOU!!
iluvvamps: Just fine, thanks.
ihatemoodswings: Goodbye you cruel unforgiving world!!
ihatemoodswings has signed out.
iluvshopping4me: DON'T WORRY JASPER! I'LL SAVE YOU!!
iluvshopping4me has signed out.
emmett'sapain: Emmett, do you want to go hunting?? I can smell Bella's blood from here and I really don't want Edward killing me because I killed her.
ilikebigtrucks: Sure, BYE BELLA!!
iluvvamps: Goodbye Emmett, um...goodbye Rosalie?
emmett'sapain: Thanks. Bye
emmett'sapain and ilikebigtrucks have signed out.
iluvvamps: Edward...why is my window on the floor of my room, when it is supposed to be in the window frame?
werewolvessmellreallybad: Um...I have no idea why that is there...it was probably a fly...
iluvvamps: Ah...so if it was a fly, then I would be able to smash and kill and destroy this fly, correct?
werewolvessmellreallybad has signed off.
iluvvamps: LOL
The next day
werewolvessmellreallybad: So, Jasper, how was sleeping in the garage, for the night?
ihatemoodswings: Just...fine...thanks...
iluvshopping4me: I'm sorry Jasper...but you deserved it. I mean you killed an innocent kitty cat.
ihatemoodswings: WHAT?! I never did that. I just told Bella that I was going to kill her.
ihatemoodswings: Dammit.
iluvshopping4me: WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU WERE GOING TO KILL MY SISTER?!
ihatemoodswings: Now, Alice..just calm down...
ilikebigtrucks: It's a little late for that bro...
werewolvessmellreallybad: Hey Jasper, I think that the garage is going to be a permanent bedroom for you. Oops, I hear Alice coming down the stairs. You know you really shouldn't hide in the basement when it only has one way out...
noonecankeepthishouseclean: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE? AND WHY IS ALICE YELLING? AND WHY IS JASPER IN THE BASEMENT? AND how are you today Bella?
iluvvamps: I can't answer any of your questions except the last one, and the answer to that is that I'm doing just fine. Also Edward, if you're grounded doesn't that mean you can't come over to my house??
dr.cullen1800s: What now? Edward, went over to your house today?
iluvvamps: Yeah, Emmett, he went over to my house today.
werewolvessmellreallybad: Bella, that isn't my brother.
iluvvamps: Then who is it??
werewolvessmellreallybad: That is my loving, merciful father.
dr.cullen1800s: Haha, Edward, you're grounded from hunting mountain lions and seeing Bella for another two weeks
werewolvessmellreallybad: WHAT? NOT NO HUNTING! PLEASE!!
iluvvamps: Excuse me...
werewolvessmellreallybad has signed off.
noonecankeepthishouseclean: Where are Jasper and Alice?
ilikebigtrucks: Uhoh
dr.cullen1800s: What?
ilikebigtrucks: Edward just ran throught the front door... literally...
dr.cullen1800s: Now Esme, calm down...Why'd Edward run through the door?
ilikebigtrucks: 'Cause Rose is chasing him...something about a hair straightener or something...
dr.cullen1800s: Uhoh...Esme's mad...goodbye...
dr.cullen1800s and noonecankeepthishouseclean have signed off.
ilikebigtrucks: I got to go and watch Edward get his head bitten off, by my one true love!!
iluvvamps: Okay, bye Emmett...
ilikebigtrucks has signed off.
iluvvamps: I'm all alone...oh well...time to eat cookies!!
iluvvamps has signed off.
A/N: So what did you think?? If I can get over 25 reviews I will keep this story going, if not I will make it a one shot...I hope you all have a great summer!! Bye!!