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K_C_K: Hi, I'm your host Krazy_Chibi_Katastrophe OR K_C_K! Welcome to our show, "When Anime Characters Appear On Talk Shows!" Here are today's contestants, five little ladies all the way from Tokyo, Japan: Please welcome the Sailor Scouts! Sailor Moon enjoys eating junk food, reading comics, and playing video games! Please welcome Sailor Moon!!
Audience:**Applauds**
Sailor Moon:**Poses**
K_C_K: Next, we have Sailor Mercury! Mercury is a math whiz and the genius of the group! Please welcome Sailor Mercury!
Audience:**applauds slightly less enthusiastically**
Sailor Mercury:**Poses**
K_C_K: Here is Sailor Mars! Mars is a priestess at Tokyo's very own Cherry Hill Temple! Put your hands together for Sailor Mars!!
Audience:**applauds still slightly less enthusiastically**
Sailor Mars:**poses**
Sailor Moon:**sticks out tongue at Mars and Mercury** They like ME better than YOU!
K_C_K: I'm getting tired of saying things about each one, so clap for Sailor Jupiter!! And Sailor Venus too, cause I'm gettin tired of this!!
Sailor Jupiter:**poses**
Sailor Venus: **poses**
KCK: Sit down, please, ladies!
All Scouts: **Sit down**
KCK: Sailor Moon, I hear rumors about you and Tux. Mask. Is it true that you are jealous of every other girl he talks to?
Moon: Yes, Chibi K, it is. I feel that the other girls are only trying to steal him from me, therefore I am very overprotective of him. I know, it's true, but, well, I wanna keep him mine!
KCK: And Mars, is it true that you are after Tux. Mask?
Mars: No, it's not. I'm after Darien, whom Sailor Moon also has, which I think isn't fair. She's cheating on Mask!
Moon: Darien IS Tux. Mask you freak!
Mars: Don't be calling me a freak you D-Average Flunky!
Moon: Why you......
KCK: Girls, calm down please. On the subject of Darien, I would like to ask you, Mars; is it true that you are obsessive about Darien?
Mars:**nods shyly**
KCK: Okay, Venus, tell us a little about you.
Venus: Well, I'm shy, a good student, and Moon is one of my best friends. I have a white cat named Artemis who can talk and helps us in dilemmas, along with Moon's black cat Luna.
KCK: Sounds fascinating!
Venus: Oh, it...
KCK: Hey, Jupiter, do you really go around saying that every guy looks like your old boyfriend?
Jupiter: Er, yeah, I guess so.
KCK: Does it really bug the pants off the others?
Jupiter:**darkly** So I've heard...
Krazy_Chibi_Katastrophe: Meet us next chapter with some more nerve-wracking questions! I've lowered it to six OR seven reviews because, frankly, I just can't be so PICKY!!! =P Anyways, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW~~!!
K_C_K: Hi, I'm your host Krazy_Chibi_Katastrophe OR K_C_K! Welcome to our show, "When Anime Characters Appear On Talk Shows!" Here are today's contestants, five little ladies all the way from Tokyo, Japan: Please welcome the Sailor Scouts! Sailor Moon enjoys eating junk food, reading comics, and playing video games! Please welcome Sailor Moon!!
Audience:**Applauds**
Sailor Moon:**Poses**
K_C_K: Next, we have Sailor Mercury! Mercury is a math whiz and the genius of the group! Please welcome Sailor Mercury!
Audience:**applauds slightly less enthusiastically**
Sailor Mercury:**Poses**
K_C_K: Here is Sailor Mars! Mars is a priestess at Tokyo's very own Cherry Hill Temple! Put your hands together for Sailor Mars!!
Audience:**applauds still slightly less enthusiastically**
Sailor Mars:**poses**
Sailor Moon:**sticks out tongue at Mars and Mercury** They like ME better than YOU!
K_C_K: I'm getting tired of saying things about each one, so clap for Sailor Jupiter!! And Sailor Venus too, cause I'm gettin tired of this!!
Sailor Jupiter:**poses**
Sailor Venus: **poses**
KCK: Sit down, please, ladies!
All Scouts: **Sit down**
KCK: Sailor Moon, I hear rumors about you and Tux. Mask. Is it true that you are jealous of every other girl he talks to?
Moon: Yes, Chibi K, it is. I feel that the other girls are only trying to steal him from me, therefore I am very overprotective of him. I know, it's true, but, well, I wanna keep him mine!
KCK: And Mars, is it true that you are after Tux. Mask?
Mars: No, it's not. I'm after Darien, whom Sailor Moon also has, which I think isn't fair. She's cheating on Mask!
Moon: Darien IS Tux. Mask you freak!
Mars: Don't be calling me a freak you D-Average Flunky!
Moon: Why you......
KCK: Girls, calm down please. On the subject of Darien, I would like to ask you, Mars; is it true that you are obsessive about Darien?
Mars:**nods shyly**
KCK: Okay, Venus, tell us a little about you.
Venus: Well, I'm shy, a good student, and Moon is one of my best friends. I have a white cat named Artemis who can talk and helps us in dilemmas, along with Moon's black cat Luna.
KCK: Sounds fascinating!
Venus: Oh, it...
KCK: Hey, Jupiter, do you really go around saying that every guy looks like your old boyfriend?
Jupiter: Er, yeah, I guess so.
KCK: Does it really bug the pants off the others?
Jupiter:**darkly** So I've heard...
Krazy_Chibi_Katastrophe: Meet us next chapter with some more nerve-wracking questions! I've lowered it to six OR seven reviews because, frankly, I just can't be so PICKY!!! =P Anyways, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW~~!!