FROM THE DESK OF STEVE ROGERS-

To whom it may concern,

In the Spirit of the Holidays, and because Tony Showed me all those holiday movies from the 60's and 70's, I have decided to write a Christmas special starring all the superheroes I know of at this point.

My movie's plot is simple- Santa is attacked by terrorists (and/or aliens/H.Y.D.R.A) who steal all the presents and leave him for dead on Stark Towers. It's up to the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, and Pretty much every hero we've encountered so far, aided by Dr. Stephan Strange, to save Christmas by finding all of the presents, and delivering them in a single night, while learning how to work together to spread the message of the Holidays and good will, as well as democracy all over the world. Good morals and values will be the main point of this film.

(also, Thor finally learning the true meaning of Christmas from the smiles he brings to the children of a small New York orphanage, from which this idea sprung)

(Although, Deadpool, Logan, and perhaps Tony Stark might not fit the spirit of Christmas/ the TV ratings very well on account of their language, mannerisms, etc. We'll work it out.)

I sincerely hope you consider my offer; I think it would spread good cheer and happiness on this most joyous holiday. Pepper Potts, CEO of Stark Industries is willing to fund the movie, and I have the agreement of a Norse God on my side, who seems rather excited by the idea, so it'd really hurt his enthusiasm and spirit if the request was shot down.

Plus, I'm sure using the Avengers as a base for a holiday film would boost your company's ratings through the roof, and earn much money (although I do hope this is not the reason you consider my idea!)

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to listen to my proposal, I wish you all a merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays, if you prefer) and I do hope you agree to my request.

Happy Holidays,

Captain Steve Rogers, S.H.I.E.L.D.

(P.S, I am not only a Captain of the army (in rank) and an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D (sometimes) But also Captain America. If that helps you make your decision.)

(P.P.S- I also know two of the best Assassins in the world, who are totally on board with this idea- and the Hulk, if you catch my drift.)

(P.P.P.S- Tony Stark, Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist wishes to inform you that if you don't take the request, he'll go behind your back and hack into your satellite during prime viewing times, and broadcast the movie to the world at your expense. He also wishes to inform you that he hopes that this sounds like a threat. Because he will probably do it.)

"Do you think they'll Agree?"

"I don't think they'd say no to it- not that it matters, I'll just hack the hell out of them… or better yet buy them out."

"See, Stark! You're swearing again! Definitely not cut out for Christmas films!"