Hahaha here's a story my Friend Aya and I made up! It's very random and funny :
Summary: Felix dragged Aro into Victoria Secrets.
Disclaimer: If i owned Twilight, would i be on here making up random fanfics? NO, i would be writing BREAKING DAWN!
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"Felix." Aro whispered "I think that guy's checking me out." he continued, with fear in his eyes.
Felix just ignored him. "Is it just me, or is this place gettin hot hot HOT?!" Felix said, adding a playful purr at the end of it.
"Felix i want to go!" Aro half whispered-half yelled. But before felix could respond, a sales lady came up.
"Hello, um, sir." A saleslady said while coming up to Felix.
"Hello Miss." Felix turned around. "I wanted to know, which type of pantie color makes my eye color pop?" He asked in a gay way. The saleslady's eyes popped open, and her mouth was open agape.
"Well-sir, this is a lady's- store. I don't know if they would –f-fit you." She stuttered out.
"Excuse me?!" Bellowed Felix " Are you some sexist?! All I want is some damn lingerie!" he screamed. He stopped for a second, thinking.
"I want some Lacy pink panties." He demanded coolly.
MEANWHILE:
"Uhm Hello." Aro said, coming up to the man at the counter. "I would like something that says 'Bam! I'm the coolest vam- uh tour guide HERE!."
"Yes Sir." He looked Aro up and down slowly.EWW "Their over in the Miss section."
Aro walked over and examined them...
"These manikens have the same skin color I have! White! ...but their wearing more sexier panties...AND THEY HAVE LACE BRAS! DAMN THEM!" he screamed furiously , and he storming out of the store.
Felix, just purchased his pink lacy panties, as he saw Aro stomp out of the store, so he followed his friend.
He caught up to Aro eaisly, and walked by his side. "I got those lacy pink panties." He said, trying to comfort his disappointed friend.
They heard several gasps come from in front of them. Aro and Felix looked up to see the familiar faces of The Cullens and Bella Swan.
They both smiled impishly and scurried away quickly. Emmett's booming laughter was heard echoing from the walls of the mall.
MORAL: Never have vampires walk into Victoria Secrets again.
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Teehee. Aya and I were bored, so we made this up. I hope you liked our little one-shot!
-Bella Rosalie cullen
- Aya