Creepy Crawlies in the Night

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

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I hate watching scary movies…especially those psycho killer ones…oh god I can't believe I watched The Grudge with Ino. No WAY am I going to sleep in my bed tonight. I don't think I'll even be able to sleep tonight! What if the kid is crawling on my legs when I'm sleeping and when I wake up, it's right there clinging on my chest! OH MY GOD WAS THAT A BUNCH OF BLACK HAIR?!!!

Calm down Sakura! You are a proud ninja of Konoha. You are one of the greatest healers of this whole country and some say you have even surpassed your own teacher! You face death and danger everyday, and heck you even killed an Akatsuki member with the help of Chiyo-sama! Get it together woman! You can't be scared of a jawless woman with a grudge so bad, you can't even take a bath anymore without feeling a hand sticking out somewhere from your head!

….

Fuck.

Now I won't be able to sleep right anymore. I'm now scared of taking a bath!

Creak.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

"Come out! I…I have poison-tipped needles with me and I'm not afraid to use it! You know what, I changed my mind, don't come out!"

Gaaah! I can't live in this house anymore!

Crash!

"Look! I haven't done anything to you! If I offended you somehow, please don't rip out my jaw, or suddenly appear when I'm looking out the window! Or crawl down from my attic! Please!! You can brag to your friends and sons and husbands that you just scared the crap out of a ninja so PLEASE leave me alone!!!!"

I can't do this anymore! I need a glass of water….

Wait! What if the kid appears in my refrigerator! Or sit by my stairs!! Or maybe even wrap me in all the hair!! Oh my god! I can't live in this house anymore!!! Wait…is that hair on the ceiling?!!!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" I shrieked like a banshee and stumbled out of my room.

"I'm not even going to take my stuff with me anymore! Screw you!! Fuck my clothes! Take my weapons! I don't fucking care! Just don't fucking follow me!!!"

I ran out of that house like an insane man who just escaped from the insane asylum. Oh my god…I REALLY shouldn't have rented a house by the woods! Oh man! It's so creepy here!!

Snap.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I pumped almost all my chakra in my feet and ran all the way to Neji's apartment.

Back in Sakura's house….

"That creep better keep his promise…if Sakura finds out I was the one who scared the crap out of her, I am sooo dead! I can smell my own blood running across the streets of Konoha…A date without Neji by Hinata's side is soo worth it though! I hope she still likes ramen! Heheheheh"

The blonde 19-year-old stood up from his hiding place and stopped the mediocre genjutsu he put on his pink-haired friend.

"I can't believe she didn't even feel it was genjutsu! Heck even Konohamaru can do this…Hey…what was that…"

Creak

"Was that puppet there before?!"

"Pa..pa" it said.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

Though Hinata enjoyed her date with Naruto immensely, she wondered why Neji didn't come and why Naruto didn't want to come with her when she wanted to buy Hanabi a present at the Toy Shop.

"Maybe he doesn't like shopping for toys…"

Oh Hinata…you could never have been more wrong.

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Neji opened his eyes and smirked when he saw Sakura in his bed. He reminisced the events that happened last night. He bribed Naruto to scare Sakura and paid Ino to make Sakura watch The Grudge with her. All that money was worth it. He now has Sakura as his lover and even had a good time last night.

Now life was good….

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Meanwhile the puppet that was sitting on Sakura's shelf looked at the sky and turned its head all the way around. A red-head wearing a cloak with red clouds on it floated around her room and smirked.

Looks like Sasori found a new hobby…even if he WAS dead.