AN: This is just a wacky song I thought up. I hope you guys enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter but I do own the song. Please ask if you want to use it. I'm sure it will be no problem.
The Teachers Song
By Wyltk
Oh it's time to tell the story
Of the teachers of Hogwarts
It may be kind of corny
But hey anything will work
First of all theirs Dumbledore
Who has more hair then is the rule
He loves his students more and more
That it the true way Dumbledore
Next of all theirs Mcgonagall
Who transfiguration couldn't go without
Working hard to keep up moral
Who could go with out this gal
Now we must add Severous Snape
His hair is greasy and his nose is hooked
I must say he's out of shape
That would be the silly snake
Flinch would be the caretaker
He has a cat who's a nosy rat
More like a back ache
That is always Flinch (what a waste)
Trelawnee is quite nice
If you like crazy old bats
She likes perfume and gives advice
If you like the dieing kind
Then there's Binns the only ghost
History of magic is his game
He's should really be toast
But boring is his middle name
And that is how he will stay
Flitwick is major small
Teaching charms he's number one
Almost as small as a doll
That's Flitwick the not-so-tall
Next is Hagrid who's always tall
Who walks on in and hits a wall
Who likes his animals big and small….
Or more like big and mean
Next in fourth year it was Mad-eye Moody
Though he was really a fake
When he changed he was a cutie
To bad he was a death eater re-make
Lupin was in our third year
He was quiet and polite
Though afraid of a sphere
He was one of the best
Second year was Lockhart
Vain in each and every way
Though he was not very smart
That was the one the only…
What's his name again?
The last was Quirrel but I won't say
I don't wish to talk to him today
I talked it throught and now I'm done
I hope you had lots of fun