Royai themes are done to death.

So I'm gonna make my OWN.

Really, whatever pops into my head I think is relevant, I will write. If you have suggestions, let me know.

It's also because I have no ideas for my fics Nutcracker and Shark. DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH.

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Theme One: Phone call

"Hello?"

"Colonel Mustang?"

"This is he."

"We're calling about an admission to our hospital."

Pause. "Alright. Whose?"

"A Miss Riza Hawkeye, She… well, she…"

"She what?"

"She's… well she was found collapsed on a street corner three blocks away from the military base,"

Click

"She keeps saying 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry', C-Colonel Mustang? Hello? Are you there? Colonel?"

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So this is basically filler fodder. Whee!

Disclaimers.