Kenny What?

by Kenny1000

Kenny lost his most precious part of his body and someone has it. Who and Where are they? This is a one-shot and my first fic, please constructive criticism but no flames.

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park...I live there.

KENNY'S MISSING FIRE MAN--

ONE MORNING WHEN KENNY WOKE UP AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO GO PEE, HE NOTICED THAT HIS FIREMAN WAS MISSING. THEN KENNY WENT, "EKKKKKKKK!" LATER IN THE MORNING HE CALLED CARTMEN. KENNY SAID, "MRR MRRR MRRR MRR!" ON THE PHONE.

CARTMAN SAID, "YOU LOST YOUR FIRE MAN!? NO WAY! THAT IS NOT COOL!" SO CARTMEN HAD TO TELL KYLE AND STAN ABOUT KENNY'S LOST FIREMAN.

LATER IN THE DAY, KYLE, STAN, CARTMEN, AND KENNY WENT TO CHEF'S HOUSE TO FIND OUT WHY KENNYS FIREMAN IS MISSING. CHEF SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHY KENNY'S FIREMAN IS MISSING."

THEN, LATER IN THE DAY KYLE, STAN, CARTMEN, AND KENNY WENT TO KENNY'S HOUSE, INTO HIS ROOM, AND NOTICED THAT THEIR WAS A MESSAGE ON THE BED. THE NOTE SAID, "COME TO THE SEWER AT 1:56 AM SO YOU CAN GET YOUR FIRE MAN BACK." KENNY WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING HIS FIREMAN BACK. THE TIME WAS 1:55, SO KENNY, KYLE, STAN, AND CARTMAN WENT TO THE SEWER.

STAN SAID, "HELLO ARE YOU THERE?"

A VOICE BOOMED OVER THEM, "WHO IS KENNY?"

THEN KENNY SAID, "MR MRR." THE VOICE CAME RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM WAS MR. HAT! THEN, KENNY SAID, "MRR MR MRRR MR MRRR MRR MR!"

THEN, MR HAT SAID, "NOOO!! BUT IF I CAN KILL YOU."

NEXT, MR HAT KILLED KENNY BY DROWING HIM IN THE SEWER WATER.

STAN AND KYLE WERE REALLY UPSET. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"

"YOU BASTERD!"

This is my first story, please be gentle, but I do want advice on making my stories better.