Disclaimer: I still dont own anything but myself, sadly enough, and this insane...imagining and those that follow.
One fine evening, whilst sitting at her computer:
Lily: Shaylee, I want a muffin.
Shaylee: Well it is my birthday! I've a whole plate over in the kitchen!
Lily: Yay! I love muffins! Are there banana nut?
Shaylee: Of course! Cant have a birthday without banana nut muffins! Oooh! Look at what I found:Pulls out sexy picture of Lestat:
Lily: Oh my God! It's BETTER than a muffin!
Shaylee: Yes it is. Hey! Where did the muffins go?
Lily:turns her head in a super scarey slow fashion: Nicholas...
Nicholas:swallows, hiding something behind his back: Yes?
Lily: Where did the plate of muffins go?
Nicholas: I have no idea! I didnt see them in the kitchen to begin with...
Lily: If you didn't see them, how would you know they were in the kitchen?
Nicholas: oo um... :sees the picture: Ooooh!
Lily: Dont change the subject! Where did the muffins go?
Nicholas: ...well...you see what happend was...
Shaylee: Oh look! Here's one of Lestat and you!
Nicholas: Ohh! I look so sexy in violet..
Shaylee: That is a good one, isnt it?
Lily: Shaylee! Stop distracting him!
Nicholas: Alright alright! I ate the muffins! I'm sorry!
Lily: It's ok. I baked some cupcakes anyway. We can eat those.
Shaylee: Oh! Cupcakes! Just as good as muffins! Where are they?
Lily: In the kitchen. I just took them out of the oven. :smiles proudly: Without blowing it up.
Shaylee: We're so proud!
Nicholas:...Lily...Can I hav--
Lily: NO! You've had enough sweets!
Nicholas: I just wanted a glass of milk...
Lily: You dont drink milk!
Nicholas:...Such things apparently didnt stop me from eating the muffins...
Shaylee: Haha, he's got you there. So how'd they taste Nicki?
Nicholas: If only Lestat was covered in frosting...:lightbulb goes off: ...I'll be right back!
Lily: Nicholas de Lenfent! Oh, he's hopless.
Nicholas:dragging Lestat behind him: You have to see these! Look at how sexy I look in violet! What do you think Lestat?
Lestat:hovers around the computer: That one of just me was pretty smashing. Oh, I'm not from London...
Nicholas: You can say smashing! It's cute!
Lestat: Awe, you're cute when you call me cute. :snuggles:
Nicholas: I always knew you loved me more than Louis:heart:
Lily:bring out the cupcakes: Here we go! And with milk! ...Nicki, what happend to your cravat?
Nicholas: I lost it.
Lily:...While it was tied around your neck?
Nicholas:points to Lestat:
Lestat: I swear it wasnt me:Trying to stop his hands fiddling with Nicki's buttons:
Shaylee: Let's get this party started! This way I can explain away the missing muffins...:pointed look at Nicki:
Nicholas: Lestat ate them too!
Lily:dancing: Whoa, Shaylee. You're old now..
Shaylee: So very very old..But not as old as those two... Though I act my age, not my shoesize...wait, no I don't. Cupcakes are tasty you know... Fine you have the muffins Nicki and I'll have the cupcakes.
Nicholas: I can have both if I wanna! And we aren't old! Just...not young...right Lessy!
Shaylee: You're both ancient!
Lestat:nods, catches Nicki's eye, then shakes his head:
Lily: Sorry Shaylee, but we're going to have to go. It's bed time for little vampires.
Nicholas/Lestat:beams:
Lily: Not. Together.
Nicholas:cries:
Lestat: Ohh..no fair...
Lily: Come on. At least I let you two stay in the same house..