Disclamer "YAY! my second YYH fic please R&R

"Ahhh" yawned Yusuke. "I need a better matteress" he complained.

"Yusuke get me some breakfast !!!!!" yelled Atsuko. "WHAT AM I, HER SERVANT?" Yusuke yelled in his head. He slowly walked to the kitchen. Yusuke started making pancakes as Atsuko watched TV. When he was almost done, it had started to burn and soon caught on fire.

"What's going on back there?" asked Atsuko. "Nothing." Yusuke replied. "HOLY SHIT!!!" yelled Yusuke. He quickly grabbed a fire-hydrant and sprayed it on the burning breakfast. Atsuko barely seemed to notice. When the fire was out Yusuke poured whatever was left and handed it to Atsuko.

She looked at the breakfast. "What the hell is this?" she yelled at Yusuke, who was walking toward the door."Breakfast." said Yusuke. Yusuke then hurried out the door and toward his school. "I don't even get a decent breakfast!!!!" yelled Atsuko.

When he got to school it was already time for his first subject, gym. He went to the gym and silently opened the door. The coach was explaining the rules of dodgeball and didn't seem to notice Yusuke. He hurried to the end of the straight line of classmates.

The coach then told the class to form two teams. After the teams were formed, they went to different sides of the court as the coach lined up dodgeballs in the middle of the court. The coach stepped to the sidelines, while the teams stratigized. Yusuke quietly stepped to the sidelines. "Begin" yelled the coach. Both teams came chaging down to the middle to get dodgeballs and hit there opponent's players out.

After a few people got out he saw Kuwabara yelling " AHHHHH, MOMMY I'M SCARED!!!!" in a high pitched girl voice." Okay?" Yusuke thought as he had a blank face. He then saw a random person running and got whammed in the face. After both teams almost lost, Hiei popped out nowhere and into the court. Kurama appeared a minute later on the sidelines.

Hiei began throwing dodgeballs at everyone except the people on the sidelines. "Hey!" Kuwabara said, "It's shrimpy here to get his butt kicked!"

"Come here and say that you bastard!!!" Hiei yelled at him. Kuwabara then blew a raspberry at the fire demon. Hiei got very pissed off that made the dodgeball in his hand catch on fire. Hiei then threw it at Kuwabara, who had started to run away. "Come on bitch, fight back!"

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the idiot screamed as the flaming ball hit him square in the back. He then soon after fainted. "Don't you think that they are taking this game too seriously?" the kitsune asked Yusuke. "I'm the king of the stupid ningin dodgeballs!" Hiei announced loudly. "Bow down to my supreme power!" he continued boastly. Kurama and Yusuke seemingly had a sweatdrop running down the back of their heads. "Hiei's had waaaaaay too much vanilla ice cream." Kurama whispered to Yusuke.

"I won't bow down to your insignifcant powers!!!!" a random person shouted from the backgrounds. The person was soon then hit with a flying shoe, which was thrown by Weirdo-loser-freak. (If u don't know who she is: all u need to know is that she's my annoying older sister and a Hiei fangirl.) Weirdo-loser-freak soon then kidnapped Hiei and ran off out of the gym and stuffed him into her closet.