Disney belongs to... whoever owns it. and Gladys belongs to me. a series of One shots.

Gladys- Aged 21- Normal human-Cynical, bitter, and dislikes the box that Disney puts Hero's and Villains in.

Lives- On the edge of The Hundred Acre wood in King Arthur, Princess Eliowny and Prince Taran's district.


Dear Diary,

My name is Gladys and I am here to tell you this: Disney is not a happy place.

I live in one of the Poorest districts around: Pyradin AKA The Kingdom Of Children

This is where most of the Child Characters live. There are few adults and most of them are elderly.

As a result there are three rulers and the oldest (Taran) is about 13.

And because of this we are often ignored by 'Good ole Mickey'.

Good old Mickey BULLCRAP. The kids here work low wage jobs making buttons and string and the older people do odd jobs for higher ups who are too stingy to spare a nickel!

They barely make enough money to pay the taxes and on TOP of all that since the kingdom is populated by children and old people and 'Good old Mickey' so helpfully placed their kingdom close to The Outlands where the most dangerous Villains live...The poor kids are constantly under freaking ATTACK!

By the way to voice this is to commit treason so I think I'd better hide you somewhere.

Moving on,

This is the most miserable little kingdom in Disney and everybody knows it, Everybody makes jokes about it, and nobody wants to help out a little because its so darn FUN to watch little kids who cannot die get gouges in their arms and legs.

Its even more fun to watch injuries happen to old people! The less dangerous VILLAINS are more helpful then Mickey is!

SCREW THEM ALL.

Gladys.


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