Harvest Moon: DS (Disaster Situation)
By: Marionic
Characters copyright by: Natsumi, Rising star, and Marvelous interactive.
Chapter 1: …We couldn't agree on a chapter name so we decided to call it, "The starting of an awkward disaster." This was a tough argument as you…Right the story
In the tiny village of Forget-Me-Not Valley, there were various people with many jobs. One day however, there was a huge fight between the girls and the boys over a sausage biscuit in Mineral town. The fight was contagious and spread to Forget-Me-Not Valley and soon everyone was fighting their opposite gender. Finally, the girls had enough of the boys taking all of the cookies from chocolate corner so they decided to go on a year long vacation, meaning the boys had to live on their own. Unfortunately, the girls also took the keys to the houses and so the boys all had to live on Jack's farm, which was destroyed (house and all) by a typhoon due to cheap wood and fodder buildings. Let's find out how long these guys can survive…ALONE!
"Gosh, I can't believe this!" Screamed Jack as all of the boys stood there with sleeping bags. "I mean, why are you all staying at MY farm? What's wrong with Mineral Town?"
"Mineral Town?" questioned Kai. "It's cold there and there is snow everywhere!"
"Besides, all of us would get sick from the frost." Claimed Dr. Trent.
"FINE! Stay here, but don't break anything and also you all have to build a house. My house is broken and the typhoon told me that if I even THINK about using fodder for buildings again, he'll sweep me away." Complained Jack.
"I'll get the lumber!" yelled Carter annoyed.
"NO! We'll divide this evenly and fairly!" lied Jack. "Let's draw straws."
Everyone drew straws, unfortunately for Rock, his paper broke and Jack ran out of paper so Rock had to make his own from tree bark and Dog bite. The bite was worse than the bark…
"OW! I just got bitten and the bark won't SHUT UP!" screamed Rock
"Rocks can't scream!" complained Rick. "and I don't remember trees barking."
"TIME'S UP! HOLD UP YOUR STRAWS!" screamed Jack
"QUIET! I can't hear my solo…" claimed Gustafa.
"All of your straws SUCK! Mine is obviously the best screamed Jack" yelled Jack.
"Why did you…? Never mind." Grumbled Carter.
So finally, we all got our ratings on our straws, until we found out that Jack's was the longest. So he had to get all of the lumber, but he couldn't due to the fact that his tools were cursed…or cursing…I forgot what he said. He (Jack) ran off and chopped all of the wood, until we told him that stone was better. He smashed the stones and brought them back, and then we complained that it was too hot. Jack called us something, but I don't remember what…Carter hit me on the head for agreeing with him and narrating…Who? Oh sorry, I'm Rick. Nice to meet you all.
"SINCE WHEN DO YOU GET TO NARRATE!?!" screamed Jack
"This is my show and story." I claimed.
"What the…I'm now the Narrator." I (Jack) claimed
"I wanna be a ROCK STAR." Screamed Rock
"No one would buy your music…" said Gustafa…
"Gustafa? Why are you still playing that lute…?"
"BECAUSE…I can…" claimed Gustafa.
"WHO ASKED Gustafa if he's playing the lute?" wondered Jack
"I did." Answered Carter, why? I don't know. By the way, this is Jack. Sorry for talking in the third person. I don't always do that, but…
"WHO MADE YOU BOSS!?!" screamed Jack
"Who me?" I asked
Jack and his double??? Argued over who is the real Jack, and they started using their tools to work in the field for no reason. So let's focus on the ones from Mineral town for a while. Dr. Trent is currently building a house with everything, kitchens, beds, bedrooms, doorknobs (you know they are needed), etc. Rick started breeding cows and sheep. Kai started cooking. Gray…made some tools and makers, and Gotz ate peanuts…yeah. I, Cliff, am the true narrator of this story and I will tell of all the events from now on…OH wait! Sorry Jack! PUT THAT HAMMER DOWN!!! AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! (smash…) Never mind, that was pathetic. I could've smashed that rock better than you.
"What's all this about smashing Rocks?" complained Rock, who indeed was a Rock.
"Nothing, we're just breaking rOCKS!" I (still Cliff) claimed, "Lowercase rocks, not upper case, like you."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Haaaed Rock (don't ask about the haa… part, he literally said, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Not "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH."
"Cliff, may I have a word with you?" asked the horse (What, horses can talk?)
"Yes." I said
"OK, see there is a special island where only the rare fruit grows, but now it's not accessible, so I wanted you to take me to Nina's house so that I can see what a hot spring looks like."
"Okay." I said, so we went to the hot spring and the horse started talking about cheese omelet, making me hungry. I rushed back as the horse ate Marlins carrots and laughed at the fact that Rock was painted gray and Gray was painted rock…I know makes no sense, but bear with me.
"OKAY! Just a few more minutes aaaaaaaaaa…(5 minutes later)…nndddddddddddd done!" Screamed Jack, who is going to hit me with a cheese omelet if I don't let him narrate for 15 years.
Everyone finally had the houses built and everything…only the house looked like a pile of cheese logs and the barn was filled with calves and baby sheep (Jack knows nothing about sports). Kai burned the batter for the cake he was going to make so he decided to cook some French fries, until we asked him, "WTF (literally said as W-T-F) is a French?" Rock asked, "WTF (see last sentence) is a fries?" Soon, we got ourselves in order, but without the girls to tell us how to laminate our papers, how in the world of Harvest Moon are we going to survive? I know, but you all will have to find out in the next chapter, cleverly called, "Chapter 2…"
"I'll name the chapter." Gimmicked Gray, like he owns the place, even though he does. "It will be called, "How Gray dealt with this homeless homeowners: The sequel." Everyone agreed that that should be the name of the next chapter because technically, they had no cars…See you all next chapter! Jack signed out of his youtube account.
Authors note: Sorry if it's awkward, it's my first official story. I don't mind if you all go hard, but please help me out if you can. If it's okay, I'll continue, if it needs work, I'll fix it. I'll let you all be the judge!