AN: Ok, this is the story of the time traveling adventures of my friend and I, basically how we survive the waits in between episodes, epically when those waits are 2 weeks, and then a whole summer. These are for fun and I am warning you, we are rather crazy.

WARNING: This takes place in our own alternate Whoverse, th story will randomly flip between the different doctor eras and Canon characters will make even more random appearances and act a tad bit, well, uncanon. Some cheesiness may be involved, be warned.

DISCLAIMER: I am not yet awesome enough to own Doctor Who, despite my best efforts. I also don't own anything else you may recognize from various places.

These are the tales of the misadventures I've had with my best friend, Bonsai. Very few of them will make sense to you I'm guessing, as even I am having trouble comprehending most of them.
I guess I should introduce myself, my name is Star. I chose that name for myself when I decided that it would be too hazardous for people to be able to trace me back home via my actual name. Later I came to realize that that whole notion was just silly and no one cared enough to try to trace my history, but I liked being Star, so Star I stayed.
I also may be in ownership of a Vortex Manipulator which I may have acquired through less than legal means, let's just say despite my better intentions the law and I can disagree. Of, there is the fact that I attend an evil class every day, for them it's every day, for me it's whenever I feel like it… Don't you just love time-travel?

I suppose that by now you are all going, "ok, enough with you. Get on with the story!" and so on with the story I go, after you meet Bonsai. Bonsai is like my sister, she knows all of my dreams and aspirations, including the half that I keep locked away. (Like the fact that despite my classes, I really am not evil. Surprising right?)
She is crazy, I know no other way of putting it, she is. Also she has a fairly backwards sense of pity, which gets us into trouble, and she loves collecting 'pets', which really gets us into trouble.
I suppose I should now mention the fact that she has her own TARDIS, don't ask I don't know where she got it from, and that fact worries me.
I will skip over the details of how she learned how to fly it (trial and error, of did we have some cleaning up to do), and of me begging her to teach me (I'd would like to put in that I am the better flyer), because that really is confusing and is how we met the Doctor, my husky named Buddy, a giant man eating tarantula, and some grass with a sweet tooth, to name a few.
Oh she also has one of those computerized doctor/sired thingies; just thought you should know that. Now all of you are expecting the Doctor to appear, sorry to burst your bubble, but he doesn't, or at least hasn't yet. I think he is still mad at us for nearly causing 20 paradoxes simultaneously during our TARDIS self taught driver's ed, now that was timey-whimey.

I think I shall begin this story after our self taught TARDIS driver's ed, after the part where I begged her to let me come with her, and after the part where she decided to just let me driver her TARDIS because it makes me feel important (though I bet the fact she just wanted to be lazy fits in there too). So we are beginning with the story of the time Bonsai's deranged sense of pity almost got her killed. Hobey ho let's go!

So, what did you think? Please review, it makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside. :) (and i did warn you)