69-san: HEY GUYS, I CANT BELEIVE IT AINT BUTTER, ITS BUTT-SEX! Naw just kidding. it's a Naruto x Stargate Universe crossover that i thought up and thought i should share it with you guys so here we go~!
69-san: this also takes place at the beginning of Shippuden.
69-san does not own Naruto or Stargate universe!
they own 69-san.
A New Era
chapter 1; Enter! Destiny!
"Hey guys! Look what i found!" shouted Uzumaki Naruto, Genin of Konoha and Kyuubi Jinchurriki.
"What Naruto!" shouted Haruno Sakura, team-mate and crush of our lovable blonde Jinchurriki.
'Naruto-kun' thought Hyuuga Hinata, the secret admirer of Naruto.
"It's some sort of giant sword!"
"BULLSH*T!"
You see team seven was on a mission to Nami no Kuni, with Hinata as a replacement for Sasuke and Apparently Naruto just found something.
"Hey Naruto, don't touch anything!"
"Too late, I touched it and its... glowing?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Naruto woke up in a strange place. The walls were white and there was no one around. Suddenly he heard a voice.
"Naruto Uzumaki, do you wish to take the one you love withyou?"
"HELL YEAH!"
"Naruto Uzumaki, you will now be known as Naruko Uzumaki-Namikaze, go and be united with your beloved."
"Wait... *CLICK* WHAT"
Naruto, or should I say Naruko woke up to an empty room with a giant ring embedded in the floor.
"What the HELL WAS THAT DATTEBANE!" came a voice from another room.
As Naruko was was walking towards the voice she felt a draft on her midsection and looked down.
"Why is there two balls on my chest?" She thought.
"THE FUCK, DATTEBAYO!" she screamed, then promptly fainted.
Why you may ask? Because she remembered what happened to her.
OKAY THATS IT FOR NOW. MORE WILL COME.
SOOOOOOON
BWOOOSH! (Stargate to Destiny opens)
Ja nE!