Hi guys! Sorry I haven't put anything up for so long. I really need inspiration and this came to me one day before I had gone to bed. I just want to share this story with you but I am not sure how long it is. Anyway you know the drill;
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario and if I did it would be very weird.
The Rainbow Road
Look at this! A petty little Toad has come to drive. He thinks he can best moi? Well that can't happen. My thwomps shall take care of him. It seems that every week a puny little thing gets its kart and drives along me. The fat Koopa is my fav. No joke, he gets so red but is never able to beat me.
2 weeks later…
WHAT!? A simple little human has completed me?! Well then. I knew this day would come. The small scrubs have come again three days later to set up some ramps on my magnificent rainbow body. I can't let them do this to me, I didn't ask for this! Of course I am not going to be tamed like this for their amusement.
I guess I shall shift my shape so that I will be very long and unfinishable. It will drag out and by the time they finish they will never want to drive on me ever again. Good riddance as well.
Another week passes
Well then… Not only have the wimps found a way to skip a HUGE chunk of my well thought out track but now just decide they will go around me once instead of three times for the memorisation. It sickens me that they have added little trinkets to help themselves and given me a HUGE redesign because they thought I was ugly. I think it's time for me to shift once more.
1 year later
Well… It's inevitable. Those punks have built their fancy new technology into my body and surprisingly I'm okay with this. It's like it's meant to be there. I just feel more complete. Even more racers have joined to see my beauty. I'm thinking of talking to the red clad human. I think we have a pretty strong bond. I can just feel it. His green wearing twin however, just can't get used to driving on me without falling off.
What I truly like is that no one knows I'm alive. When they think no one is listening they confide in me. None of the creatures racing on me know that I am unstable. It's why I'm able to change so easily. My appearance changing skill makes me very popular. I absolutely love and adore the excitement that they get when they're racing. This is the result of me being able to sense emotion and feel the joy wash over me giving me a new shimmer of colour and more smiles to be made.
One thing I will ask the moustachioed man is;
WHY ON EARTH AND BEYOND THE GREAT GALAXY WOULD YOU LETT BABIES DRIVE ON ME?! I'M NOT GOING TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHILD DEATHS!
And that's all people. My short but sweet story about the infamous Rainbow Road. I hope you enjoyed it. Peace Out!